Hindi SMS section
Roman Urdu SMS using the sun as a teacher of generosity and graceful loss, while ribbing the recipient for leaving texts unanswered.
Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.
Roman Urdu SMS noting that God made one human race but people divided the same earth into Hindustan and Pakistan.
Maalik Ne Har Insaan Ko Insaan Banaya
Ham Ne HINDU Ya MUSALMAN Banaya,
Kudarat Ne De Hame 1 Dharti,
Humne Kahi HINDUSTAN
Kahi PAKISTAN Banaya.
A dare SMS: if you want to impress the world, stand upside down on an elephant, flip the photo, and show everyone.
Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo........
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo... ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo... Kaisaaaaaaa
A romantic Roman Urdu good night where sleep begins to come, but a familiar face appears the moment eyes start to close.
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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"AMMI BHOOT"
Roman Urdu SMS pondering the unnamed bond between two people — asking whether it is like sky and earth, always apart yet incomplete without the other.
kabhi socha hai?
Hamare rishtey ka naam kia hai?
*Dosti
*Mohababt
*Zarurat
*Khuwahish
*Junoon
*Ishq
ya woh rishta jo,
"Asman ka zameen se"
Barish ka sehra se hay
Haqiqat ka khuwabon se hay
Din ka raat se hay
Yeh kabhi bhi aik dosray se mil nahin patay
laikin aik dosray k baghair adhoray bhi hain
Shayud aisa hi kuch rishta mera or aap ka bhi hay
A funny three-point test of a true friend in Roman Urdu — missed calls, smiling texts, and a punchline that rewards anyone who reads to the end.
Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-
1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.
2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.
3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
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Jo Kaam Mana Karo,
bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat.
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
A spooky-then-funny Roman Urdu good night building up dark and eerie imagery before landing on a cheerful punchline.
Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.GOOD NIGHT
Decodes every Sardar's surname 'SINGH' as an acronym meaning he is not a human but a donkey.
Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?
Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
Roman Urdu SMS using phone-setting metaphors for emotions, nearly identical in theme to a companion piece on the same idea.
Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai
Roman Urdu SMS unpacking the word SALAM into five blessings and asking the recipient to keep the sender in their prayers.
A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua¢â‚¬â¢ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.
Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath.
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki