A dog barking all day SMS that ends by turning the bark back on whoever's reading it.
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
Hindi SMS section
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AAP KHUSH RAHO
Roman Urdu SMS counting down from years to seconds to split moments, letting every one carry the same single prayer for the recipient's happiness.
1 sal
12 mah
1 mah k 4 hafte
1 hafte k 7 din
1 din k 24 ghante
1 ghante k 60 minutes
1 minute k 60 secs
1 sec k hazar lamhe
har lamhe me 1 hi dua
"AAP KHUSH RAHO"
Zindagi aik gift hay
Roman Urdu SMS working through seven faces of life — gift, feeling, friendship, pain, reunion, separation, tear — and landing on the instruction: live it.
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
{JEE LIJIYE}
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool.
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha.....
Sardar falling in love!
Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!
Roman Urdu devotional addressed to God: the speaker admits failings, asks forgiveness, and takes comfort in the divine name Al-Ghafoor (The Forgiving).
~ÂAEY RABÂ~
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr,
Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha,
TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam,
Kahein Arsh Ha,
kahein Toor Ha!
Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN,
Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha,
Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr,
TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha,
Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan,
Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Ha,
Kahein Dil ki Shart Na Daalna,
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Ha,
TU Bakhsh Dy Mere Sb Gunah,
Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai....
Ik larki thi deewani si
A poem about a phone-obsessed girl who walks shyly and always asks the same question — the punchline is she was asking how to turn her phone on.
Ik larki thi deewani si
Mobile lay kay chalti thi
Nazren jukha kar, sharma kar
Mobile mein jane kya dekha karti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujh se
Mujh se poocha karti thi
ON kaise hota hai?
yeh
ON kaise hota hai?
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai
A wish-fulfillment SMS that builds to a romantic moment of long phone calls — then the real wish: that your balance runs out first.
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,
Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
Pencil ya rubber ban kar ....
Hindi SMS suggesting that if you cannot write others' joy like a pencil, at least erase their pain like an eraser.
Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban kar
Kisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho Toh.. .
Koshish Karo ki Ek Achchha Rubber
Ban kar Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy
Three sardars can't split a bed fairly; one sleeps on the floor; the other immediately invites him back up now there's room.
3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.
2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.
Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti
A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers.
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...
Dil se chaho & zubaan say ghussa karo
Roman Urdu SMS with two daily rules: love with the heart not just the tongue, and keep anger in words not in feeling.
AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN,
1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi,
2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,