Hindi / Text Messages

1 sal
12 mah
1 mah k 4 hafte
1 hafte k 7 din
1 din k 24 ghante
1 ghante k 60 minutes
1 minute k 60 secs
1 sec k hazar lamhe
har lamhe me 1 hi dua
"AAP KHUSH RAHO"

Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai

{JEE LIJIYE}

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

~ÂAEY RABÂ~

TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr,

Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha,

TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam,

Kahein Arsh Ha,

kahein Toor Ha!

Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN,

Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha,

Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr,

TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha,

Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan,

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Ha,

Kahein Dil ki Shart Na Daalna,

Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Ha,

TU Bakhsh Dy Mere Sb Gunah,

Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai....

Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai,
Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai,

Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain,
Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

Agar Tum Ek Pencil Ban kar
Kisi Ki Khushiyan Nahin Likh Sakte Ho Toh.. .
Koshish Karo ki Ek Achchha Rubber
Ban kar Kisi Ke Gum Mita Do..!

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN,

1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi,
2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,