Hindi SMS section
A flirty Roman Urdu good night asking for just one good night kiss on credit before the phone goes dark for the evening.
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
A poetic build-up about loneliness — no one near, invisible to all — then reveals you must just be in the bathroom.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
Holding someone in your own heart costs nothing; earning a place in theirs is the hard part — respect the ones who actually chose you.
Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someone's heart is very difficult.
So "RESPECT" the heart which "CARES" abt U
Roman Urdu SMS about the habit of speaking kindly to all and remembering everyone, even those who never think of the sender.
Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show.
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV.
Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..
An acronym SMS spelling out GHONCHU with flattering compliments, then immediately admitting it was always just an insult.
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival.
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...
A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan.
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
Husband asks wife who she is; when she protests he'd forgotten her, he says alcohol erases every sorrow.
Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai