Hindi / Text Messages

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?

Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he

"Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"

Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu,
Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu,
Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu,
Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We¢â‚¬â¢ll roam, we¢â‚¬â¢ll loaf, we¢â‚¬â¢ll sing, we¢â‚¬â¢ll dance we¢â‚¬Âll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam ¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦.

"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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Expert comment
"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
So Cheers!!!

Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do¢â‚¬Â¦..!!:-)