Hindi SMS section
A brainteaser built around the Bollywood film Sholay — figuring out the relationship between Basanti and Thakur has one crucial obstacle.
Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-
Asks when family members stop caring about each other — the answer is the exact moment someone announces the food is open at a wedding.
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?
Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he
"Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"
A romantic message in Roman Urdu asking for a little space — framed entirely in terms of cell memory and inbox capacity.
Zara se 'cell' mein de jagah tu,
Zara se 'inbox' le saja tu,
Zara se 'sent items' mein ja tu,
Zara se 'balance' le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana
A husband picks the worst moment to ask his wife how he looks — right as a batsman hits a six on television.
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"
tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAAA!!!
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!
ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We¢â‚¬â¢ll roam, we¢â‚¬â¢ll loaf, we¢â‚¬â¢ll sing, we¢â‚¬â¢ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?
SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….
An observation that neither alcohol nor milk solves any problems — followed by a reasonable conclusion about what to do next.
"Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote"
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Expert comment
"Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote"
So Cheers!!!
An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions.
Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,
Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???
S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao....
ha ha ha
Faraz is told that sharing a drink is a sign of deep affection — and his friend uses this wisdom to drain his entire Pepsi.
Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!
A mock attribution to Asif Ali Zardari as a religious sage, delivering cynical advice about dealing with the poor.
Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share.
Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them.
Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea.
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)