Hindi / Text Messages

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?

ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

Happy fog day

Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe...
Happy fog day

Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

D‚¡l ka sab se bara connection

D‚¡l ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy

7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p

"Bush" replies 2 "Faraz"..

"Bush" replies 2 "Faraz"..

Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy "Faraz",bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota

Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)

9 0 per 1 mahajir

Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz

Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray ...

Band hotel huey pathanon k

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano'n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye'n
Band hotel huey pathano'n k :p