Hindi SMS section
A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys.
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p
An empty SMS that isn't actually empty — the words are just hidden by fog, with a Happy Fog Day wish at the end.
Ye SMS blank nahi he.
Apko dhund ki wja se wrds nazr nai a rahe...
Happy fog day
Classic Santa-Banta format: someone rushes to tell Santa his house is flooded; Santa says impossible because he has the key.
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
A riddle builds up to asking what the heart has its strongest connection with — the answer skips romance entirely.
Dil ka sab se bara connection
kiss k sath hota hai?
?
?
?
Apko to pata
hona chahiye
?
?
?
Poket sayyyyy
A teacher walks through easy additions building up to the hardest one — which the student correctly notices has been saved for them.
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Student: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye
aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
A political joke imagining Bush's reply to Faraz: they share the same fate, just with different betrayers.
"Bush" replies 2 "Faraz"..
Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy "Faraz",bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
A sheikh asks for his kidney stones back after surgery and, when pressed, explains exactly why he'd want them.
Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.
Santa discovers his wife sitting on the boss's lap during dictation and decides to quit — for a surprisingly oblivious reason.
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
A fat man asks for help losing weight, the doctor cuts his rotis from twelve to four, and the man has an immediate follow-up question.
Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun
Dr.: tum rotiyan kitni khate ho?
Man: 12
Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.
Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
A Mohajir stands guard at Nine Zero, shooting everyone by ethnic group — until one unexpected claim stops him cold.
Nine zero pe 1
Muhajir gun le kr khara
Hogaya . Jo b wahan se
Guzarta
Us se poochta: tum kon?
Man : pathan
Muhajir shot
Dhuzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Man : baloch
Dhuzzzzz
Muhajir: tum kon ?
Khusra : tera baap
Muhajir : jao yaar
Apno ko konmaray ...
A teacher poses a riddle: what flies in the air and also gives birth? The answer is an air hostess.
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
A mock Urdu couplet in classical style, mourning that the Pathans have shut their tea shops while wine bars stay open.
Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano'n k
Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye'n
Band hotel huey pathano'n k :p