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1. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta

Exam insurance SMS: if results existed as an insurance policy, you'd pay the premium — pass is fine, but at least you'd get a claim on failure. Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete...

2. Main churail hoon

A witch stops a Sardar in a jungle and announces what she is. Sardar says he knows — one of them lives at his house. A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon. Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan mere ghar main bhi hai.

3. Love u Sweet heart

As I watch the shooting star flash across the sky. I thank it once again for having you in my life! I love you sweetheart! Happy Women's Day

4. It's a girls world

It's a girls world If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful, If boy laughs loudly he's mannerless! If girl talks sweetly she is charming, If boy talks sweetly he's flirt, If girl is silent, she's feeling sad, If a boy is silent, he's being rude If girls walk in a group it's a group, […]

5. Be Proud to be an Indian

31 States, 1618 Languages, 6400 Castes, 6 Religion, 6 Ethnic Groups, 29 Major festivals & 1 Country! Be Proud to be an Indian!.. Happy Independence Day

6. Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

7. Cold Night Good Night Messages & Winter Good Night Texts

On a cold night, a warm text before bed goes a long way. Here are cosy good night messages for cold weather, winter good night texts for her, and warm wishes for friends and family. Good night messages for a cold night On this cold cold night,in my small small room,I look at the bright […]

8. Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions. Subha SmS,Sham SmS, Din men SmS,Rat men SmS, Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS, Jeena SmS,Marna SmS, Aakhir kya hy SMS.......??? S = sab ko M = Mast ho k S = Satao.... […]

9. On this cold cold night

On this cold cold night, in My small small ROOm, I Look At The Bright Bright StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GoodNighT!

10. Guard Well Ur Spare Moments

Guard Well Ur Spare Moments, They r Like Uncut Diamonds. Discard Them & Their Value Will Never b Known Improve Them & They Will Become d Brightest Gems In A Useful Life

11. What L O V E stands for?

What L O V E stands for? L = Lake of Sorrow O = Ocean of Tears V = Valley of Death E = End of life....

12. Colors may fade

Colors may fade, the sun may not shine, the moon may not be bright, heartbeats may stop, lives may pass but our friendship, I'll treasure 'till the day my heart stops.

13. Best Women's Day 2027 Msg

While v were learning to speak, our mom understood everythng v tried to say. Today v speak a lot & claim "mom,u don't understand!" How life changes.N so do WE.. Love & Respect all Women (mother, sister, friend, etc)

14. A Teacher lecturing on population

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

15. I met U as a stranger

I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship will never ends. All friends never split N even if they do they will meet again.

16. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

Complains about spending real money on SMS while everyone in the group stays silent and just keeps asking for more. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

17. As u go 2 bed 2night

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r all right, I'LL ask the Dracula 2 kiss your neck goodnight...

18. A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

19. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

20. Zara dholki bjao gorioo

Adnan Sami's song asking girls to play the dholki at a mehndi turns out to have unexpected consequences at an actual mehndi. Adnan sami ko indian girls ne mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya . . Beco-z . . He sang a song . . "zara dholki bjao gorioo"

21. Mother stands for

Mother stands for M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For shes growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

22. Relationship is like a violen

Even when the music stops, the strings are still there. Real connections stay whether you talk or not. Relationship is like a violen, Music may stop now n then, But strings are attached forever. So if u r in touch or not, U r always remembered.

23. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

24. Good Night & Sweet Dreams

A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.

25. Group of people

'' A Group Of People From My Ummah Will Continue To Fight In Defense Of Truth And Remain Triumphant Until The Day Of Judgment ...'' (Muslim)

26. My love covers u like warm blanket

If you are cold at night, let the promise of my love cover you like a 'warm blanket'

27. Always be hopefull

Unexpected results & Problems r part of life. Never loose HOPE in any condition, bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day. Remember! Human can live about 20days without food, about 3days without water, about 5 mints without air but not for 1secnd without HOPE. BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS.

28. Warmth of ur love is all I need

The warmth of Ur love is all I need during cold times. Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.

29. he can blame none but himself

A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if ones life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.

30. We have known sadness

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

31. Thandi he coffee garam karloo

Coffee is cold, inbox is empty — a nudge disguised as a romantic SMS asking the receiver to just reply already. Thandi he coffee garam karloo, Is pathar dil ko thoda sa naram karlo, Aapke hote hoe inbox khali hai, Abey thori c to sharam karloo…..

32. 3 sardar after exam

A classic Roman Urdu Sardar joke where three students all claim they left their papers blank — until the third one reveals the twist. 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

33. Thanks for being my teacher

Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being my teacher. Happy Teachers Day