Hindi SMS section
A brief romantic couplet about heartbreak that pivots without warning into a trigonometry formula as its conclusion.
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan θ = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
A doctor considers opening a clinic in a village, and his friend has a realistic concern about local graveyard capacity.
Aik doctor apne dost se:
"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
A sheikh invites a doctor to check a patient at home, but the real motive becomes clear once they arrive.
Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
A dark-humored list of God's blessings that most people genuinely find hard to bear — daughter, guest, rain, and illness.
ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .
1 - Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari
A Pathan's wedding invitation includes an unusual clause for people who don't receive it in time.
pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
Advice on staying calm when people insult you with any number of names — until they call you beautiful, which crosses a line.
Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind
PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona
JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna
or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna
mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
This friendship is presented as exceptional evidence — the sender doesn't help, share, or even miss-call anyone, yet makes an exception here.
yun tou hum bhi B madad kiya nahi karte
chocolate kiya toffee bhi diya nahi kerte.
ye dosti sirf aap say werna msg kiya
hum miss call bhi kisi ko diya nahi kertay...
Peak laziness: a boy refuses to get his own water and engineers a situation where his threatening father brings it for him.
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
A self-aware SMS that calls out the reader directly for enjoying free texts while sending nothing back.
Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo,
Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
Phone fully charged, eyes on the screen, battery ready — but the friends involved guarantee nothing is coming.
SMS ki umeed laga rakhi hai,
Nazar mobile pai tika rakhi hai,
Battery bhi full charge ker k rakhi hai,
per SMS aenge kesay?
Dosti KANJUSON say ko bana rakhi hai.
An almost completely empty text with a single punchline at the bottom — the sender received theirs exactly the same way.
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Qasam say mujhay bhi esay he mila tha:P
A lizard riddle that builds slowly — three on a wall, one starts singing, two fall, and the reason is satisfying.
3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain
batao kion?
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Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein :-)