Hindi SMS section
Police ask Santa why the thief didn't steal the TV; Santa says because he was sitting watching it at the time.
Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
Adnan Sami's song asking girls to play the dholki at a mehndi turns out to have unexpected consequences at an actual mehndi.
Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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"zara dholki bjao gorioo"
Relationship disasters with a girlfriend mapped onto every type of cricket dismissal, from knock-out to clean bowled.
Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.
Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
"knock out" Hota hai,
Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
"run out"
Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
"catch out"
G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
"lbw out"
Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
"stamp out"
Or kuch pedaishi "clean bold"
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.
A short punchline about Pappu's legendary thirst being taken too literally by someone with a very large container of Rooh Afza.
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...
A child asks the dentist if teeth can be removed without pain, the dentist says no — then the child demonstrates with a smile.
Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he
A mock couplet in the style of classical Urdu shayari — ten planes on the tarmac, and one of them has Faraz in the cockpit.
Arz kiya hai
Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
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Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz
jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P
A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's.
Wife : Tum tou chahty
ho k main mar jaon aur
meri tamam cheezai'n
tumhari ho jaye'n ...
Husband : Meri kismat
ZARDARI jesi kahan???
A one-eyed man prepares to propose with a very fitting Bollywood song about love at first sight.
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare
To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai,
Maine Suna Hai.
A mock Express News bulletin listing unrelated incidents involving girls — all given the same headline: har larki per nazar.
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai
Express news: har larki per nazar;)
A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist.
Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me
usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory
kuch bhi nahin hay:p
A boy goes to the doctor fearing he's going blind, and the real reason his exam roll number isn't in the newspaper is more embarrassing.
Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon
Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.
Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?
Two girls discuss which game is the most dangerous, and the answer is less about sport and more about company.
Ek larki dosri se...!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main