Hindi SMS section
An insult disguised as a question: who wins an English-speaking contest between you and a donkey — whoever wins, at least the match is on.
Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay
A girl tells her boyfriend to keep their love secret — then immediately needs to prove it to the friend who said no one would love her.
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
A backhanded compliment suggesting you fulfilled Dhirubhai Ambani's last dream — the one about every beggar having a mobile phone.
Kya aap Jante he ki
"Dheeru Bhai Ambani"
ka akhri sapna kya tha
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ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
A servant barges into the bathroom on his master and offers an explanation that makes the situation considerably more awkward.
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
A policeman asks a Pathan why he stopped the bus in the middle of the road — the Pathan had a sign to follow.
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
A man confidently explains which kind of people say 'aaho' — then immediately proves his own point without noticing.
1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!
1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho ... :P
A Pathan and Sardar are caught taking food at a wedding and explain it simply: they're from the groom's side.
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
A girl negotiates dress prices in kisses at a shop — then informs the shopkeeper her grandmother will be paying the bill.
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
A suggested prank text claiming you've been outside for ages with a broken doorbell — and a reminder not to actually use it.
Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ...:p
Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety.
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
Pappu's innocent face went unnoticed by the traffic cop — who just issued a fine anyway without a second thought.
Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
A short romantic message asking for the kind of loyalty a phone shows its charger — always knowing when it's needed.
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha