Hindi SMS section
A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response.
Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
"Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha"
A polite job-seeking SMS from a very recognizable name, complete with a promise to send his CV when needed.
Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.
Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.
Every girl in eleven colleges is waiting for the mysterious Don — who has one small academic problem standing in the way.
Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay
A rundown of how much the sender likes you, using increasingly undignified comparisons that start with owls and end considerably worse.
Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha
A pigeon flies up and up until it's completely out of sight, and that's the whole story — go back to work.
1 Kabootar
Itna Ura
Itna ura
itna ura
Bohut upar gaya,
Itna
itna
bus ab nazar nahin aa raha
apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay
A wry list redefining Pakistan's national fruit, dress, sport, and prayer as symbols of the country's actual daily experience.
Pakistan ka qaumi phal...Sabar ka phal
Qaumi Libaas...Kala Coat...
Qaumi khail..Muzakraat
Quami Dua..Ya Allah Light aajaye
A reminder that real friendship isn't like the power supply that disappears every two hours — this one won't cut out.
Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,
Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay
Bush, Musharraf, and their pilot are each imagining what they'd drop to make people happy — and the pilot has the best idea.
Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.
Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!
Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!
Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p
A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people.
SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,
BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too.
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Comparing a friend who almost never replies to the World Cup — same low frequency, same long wait between appearances.
Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,
Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai
Classic mother-in-law and daughter-in-law exchange, where a comment about cooking rice leads to an equally sharp comeback about teeth.
Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?
Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?