Hindi SMS section
Poking fun at a friend who never responds to messages by giving them an honorary title for their impressive absence.
Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS
Araam farma rahay hain:)
A satirical list of benefits from load shedding — from job creation to mobile battery savings — presented as a KESC public service.
Load shedding k fawa'id:
Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Two boys debate the safest place to confess love to a girl — safety, here, means she can't run after you.
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles.
1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D
A 75-year-old puts a marriage ad in the newspaper and receives a reply with a gentle reminder about what visits at her age.
75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"
7 din k baad ek letter aaya
"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"
A madman insists an American is Japanese with such persistence that the American eventually agrees — then the punchline lands.
1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?
Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!
A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho
A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D
A chai vendor tries some poetic flattery about a girl nearby and gets a perfectly matched put-down in return.
Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.
Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai :-P
A notoriously tight-fisted Memon boss rewards a hardworking employee with a bonus cheque — but the cheque is missing something essential.
Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.
A father asks his daughter what she'll be when she grows up, and mom gently corrects the order of her plans.
Father asked beti:
"Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?"
Beti:"
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?"
Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)
A short romantic verse in Urdu about building a private world with someone and living joyfully together.
Hum apni duniya alag basain gay,
Usay yadoon say sajayain gay,
Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka'ain gay,
Usay abad karain gay hum,
Her dum shaad rahain gay,
Straightforward Roman Urdu romantic SMS listing love, prayers, and devotion as all exclusively yours.
Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat
Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain
A Pathan dies smiling when lightning strikes — his last thought makes perfect sense once you hear it.
1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai :p