1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}
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Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..
Mujhe apni mohabbat ka aitbar to do,
Main toot k chahoon tumhein yeh ikhtiar to do,
Guzarti hi nahin ab ye zindagi tanha,
Apna 1 friend udhaar to do..
1 pathan aero plane mein
1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.
Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Pathan darwaza open ker k washroom jata
Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.
Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata,
Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata,
Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai,
SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
Subha se le kar sham tak
Subha se le kar sham tak,
Sham se le ker raat tak,
Raat se le kar subha tak,
Subha se phir shaam tak
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Bus yaar light ne tang kia howa hay
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena,
Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena,
jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain,
unka easy load na karwa lena
KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k baadpati ne suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup rahi.
Why?
"KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI".
HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING
Her khushi, hansi mange ap se,
Her phool, khushbu mange aap se,
Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k,
khud WAPDA connection mangay apse,
"HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"
1 kanjos tha
1 kanjos tha
khalis kanjos
bilkul kanjos
bohut bara kanjos
zabardust kanjos
Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ?
Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!
Socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay
socha tha her mor pay apka sath daingay,
her mor pay apka intizar karaingay,
her mor pay pa say khushiyan bantay gay,
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per kambakhat road hi "SEEDHAY" niklay
Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon,
Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon,
Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho,
Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho,
Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.