Inbox-shaming SMS: inbox empty all morning, asking friends if they have at least a little bit of shame left.
Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Baap, izzat se idhar aa!
Kid is told off for saying 'Baap idhar aa' — so he politely revises it to 'Baap, izzat se idhar aa' (Dad, respectfully come here).
Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya
Patient tells a nurse she stole his heart; she corrects him — she only took his kidney.
Patient to Nurse: ¢â‚¬ËI Love You¢â‚¬â¢
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura Liya”.
NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
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Mene to sirf tumhaari
Kidney churai hai”
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
A suicide bomber's device fails; he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse where his promised houris are.
Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.
Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?
is zindagi se tu mout achi
Man complains life is worse than death; an angel immediately appears — man backtracks hard and says he was joking.
Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi
Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai
Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!
Actors ka paisa haram hota hai
A cleric collects mosque donations from a film actor whose money is 'haram' — says they'll build the bathroom with it.
1 molvi film actor k pas
masjid ka chanda mangne gaya..
Actor:ap log to kehte hain
k hamara paisa haram hai
Molvi:G, ap k paiso se
ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Heaven celebrated wildly when you were born — the angels were relieved their problems were finally someone else's.
Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
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Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay
Koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!
An absurdly ornate Urdu sentence in flowery classical register that ultimately just says: you haven't texted me in ages.
Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!
Aray hamain to apnon ne luta
An escalating catastrophe poem: every misfortune is made worse by the next — hospital closed, ambulance empty, bomb under the bed.
Aray hamain to apnon ne lota gheron mein kahan dum tha
Meri haddy thi wahan tooti jahan hospital band tha,
Mujhay jis ambolence mein dala uska petrol khatam tha,
mujhay rakshay main is liye bithaya Q K is ka fare kum tha,
Mujhey docter ne uthaya nurse main kahan daM tha,
Mujhe jiS beD per litaya is k nichay bomb tha,
Mujhey to bomb se uraya, goli main kahan dam tha
or mujhe sarak per dafnaya Q K us din,Qabristan main function tha
Meri umar beet jaye
Girl asks her lover for a letter she could spend her whole life reading; he sends back an indecipherable wall of symbols.
Girl:aisa khat likh sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay.
Boy: (i=0oi>xE'I1i+:
e_y#a#>#"e!%;
=*?#@?w@'e*,
e(P+>i*
Peshab k bad sub se pehla kam ?
A setup question about the first thing to do after using the bathroom — with an answer that's common sense once it lands.
Peshab karna k bad
sab sa pahla kam
kya karna chaheya?
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jo gand kiya hai us par pani dalo
ya b nae pata
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Memon falls from the 14th floor and on the way down spots his wife cooking — shouts not to make his roti.
1 memon 14th floor se neche gira
Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!