Hindi SMS section
A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate).
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.
A cautionary tale about a dieting plan, a trusted friend named Sufi, and the three men who show up with Maha three years later.
Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.
Sends a wall of symbol-garbage and then mocks everyone who read it all the way through anyway.
*GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
A self-deprecating brag about having too many admirers, struggling to decide who deserves today's SMS.
Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
Kis kis ko "sms" karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime.
Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?"
Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."
Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami.
Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan
ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha
aur India ne use pencil bana dia
uska naam kia hay ?
STUDENTS:-
(ADNAN SAMI) :-p
Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers.
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50.
Baap:itne saray kion??
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls.
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka,
guess kion?
because wo sari raat fre brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Girlfriend announces she's going to be a mother; boyfriend panics, then learns she's marrying his father.
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho.
Premika: haan
Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari
Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon..
Generational joke about fashion and mothers — a 1980s mom who refused jeans has completely surrendered by 2006 ('just wear something, anything').
1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
God visits earth and drinks 50 bottles; the shopkeeper says he's not getting drunk — God disagrees. He already is.
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
"ap ko charti nahi hay?"
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko :)
Chain-SMS format: forward it for a magic hug; fail to forward and get kissed by a monkey instead.
jo jita wo sikandar
jo haare wo jail ke Ander,
jo sms bheje us ko jadu ki jhappi,
jo na bheje usko
BANDAR ki pappi.....
*****
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