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J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Jahan dekho, tum hi tum

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai

Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,

Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki taraf hoti hai.

Happy Friendship Day.

Shayari by sardar ji

Shayari by Sardar ji:

Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.

Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

Gun main nay chupa di thi

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Sardar ji, tusse papa ban gaye

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

Express Breaking News:

Pakistani
Mahireen Aur
Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K,
29 Jun 2014 Ko
Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi.
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka Hai.

Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:)-)
Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

12 din sabar kar lo

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sirf 12, din sabar kar lo.
Ramzan khatam hote hi chhoot jao gay ;-)

Wo shetan jo ramzan me band nahi hoye

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho

Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
Phir le ker aaounga
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I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-(
(jumma-tul-wida)

No matter weather is of autumn

Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!