Hindi SMS section
Punjabi SMS using number-word puns — thirteen/thought, twenty/remember — to tease the recipient about not thinking of the sender often enough.
J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o
A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to.
Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.
Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
A romantic "you're everywhere" SMS deflated when a Dettol hygiene ad points out that germs are, in fact, also everywhere.
Dil me tum
Dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
jahan dekho
Tum hi tum
Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain
JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.
A warm Roman Urdu reflection on how the threads of relationships are fragile, but friendship is the answer God gets when He asks about love.
Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai,
Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai,
Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab,
Hamari ungli aapki taraf hoti hai.
Happy Friendship Day.
Sardar attempts poetry and ends up with two observations that, taken together, confirm he was in the wrong place both times he looked.
Shayari by Sardar ji:
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah!
Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.
Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.
A Sardar gets robbed at knifepoint and a friend asks why he didn't use his gun — the explanation involves practical thinking about what else might get stolen.
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
A Sardar parenthood joke where the new father asks the nurse not to tell his wife about the baby — he wants it to be a surprise.
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
Roman Urdu Ramadan humor styled as a breaking news report, building through a long setup to deliver a sehri wake-up call as the punchline.
Express Breaking News:
Pakistani
Mahireen Aur
Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K,
29 Jun 2014 Ko
Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi.
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka Hai.
Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:)-)
Advance Ramzan Mubarak.
Lighthearted Roman Urdu Ramadan message with ASCII art, joking that only 12 days of patience remain before Eid sets everyone free.
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sirf 12, din sabar kar lo.
Ramzan khatam hote hi chhoot jao gay ;-)
Roman Urdu Ramadan humor identifying four signs that a devil was not locked away — all pointing to someone mindlessly forwarding phone messages.
Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian
1.Hath me Mobile hoga
2.Angutha buton pr hoga
3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga
4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun
Roman Urdu Jumma-tul-Wida SMS written in Ramadan's own voice, saying farewell and promising to return the following year with the same blessings.
Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
Phir le ker aaounga
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I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-(
(jumma-tul-wida)
Short English Ramzan Mubarak note encouraging generosity and distribution of blessings, whatever the season.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!