tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
What relationship do A n T Share?
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Aik ------- larki
Aik ------- larki
------- par beath kar
-------geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let's see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai
Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
LIPTON di chah hai?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad
Is sawal ka jawab do
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
Its challenge 4 u! (more…)
Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?
Iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
"iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai"
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Tumhari galat fahami hai
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
6 sawal
6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass
1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ?
2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ?
3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ?
4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi hote ?
5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hai jiski 3 ankhein hai ?
6) Kon say shaher mai ek aisa drakht hai jis k patte subah ko white dopahar ko red sham ko green or raat ko black ho jate hai ?
IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.
Answers:-
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