Hindi SMS section
A Roman-Urdu riddle that asks why popcorn jumps on a hot griddle — and suggests the only real way to find out is to sit on one yourself.
tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!
Banta climbs a mango tree expecting to find apples, and the monkey who corrects him only adds to the absurdity when Banta explains his plan.
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
A chain-relationship riddle that traces six letter-coded relatives through marriages and generations to ask what A and T are to each other.
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word.
Aik ------- larki
------- par beath kar
-------geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let's see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
A classic object riddle asking what doesn't break when thrown on the ground but shatters in water — think laterally for the answer.
Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.
A Santa-Banta wordplay joke where a simple question about Lipton tea leads to a cheeky misinterpretation that has nothing to do with the beverage.
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward.
Is sawal ka jawab do
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?
Its challenge 4 u! (more…)
A Santa-Banta riddle asking why a bald man visits the barber every single day — the punchline flips the question entirely.
Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???
Kion k
A police-stop relationship riddle: a boy tells officers that one person's uncle calls the other's uncle "uncle" — figure out what they are to each other.
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
"iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai"
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Jeeto catches Santa swearing at her in his sleep, and Santa's defense of the accusation ends up being worse than the original complaint.
Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
A Santa classroom joke where a translation exercise turns into a comically literal and rhythmically inventive English sentence.
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Six general-knowledge quiz questions about Pakistani cities, world geography, and nature — answer at least two to pass the challenge.
6 sawal in may say 2 k jawab b do to ap pass
1) Lahore ka purana naam kya tha ?
2) Kiss shaher mai aaj tak kisi ne khudkushi nahi ki ?
3) Woh kon sa pathar hai jo pani mai nahi doobta ?
4) Duniya ke kon c country hai jahan saanp nahi hote ?
5) Duniya ka kon sa janwar hai jiski 3 ankhein hai ?
6) Kon say shaher mai ek aisa drakht hai jis k patte subah ko white dopahar ko red sham ko green or raat ko black ho jate hai ?
IT'S CHALLENGE FOR U.
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