Parodies an Iqbal verse about climbing the Himalayas; God's response: okay genius, now how do you plan to get back down?
Khud ko kar buland itnaa K,
"Himaalaya ki choti pe jaa pahunche"
Aur khuda tujhse puche, >
"Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise"
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai
A girl asks an astrologer which star suits her; he asks how many children she has — 11 — and assigns her Pakistan's Green Star.
Aik larki Njoomi se,
Meray liye sittara kon sa hai?
Njoomi tumharay bachy kitnay hain?
Larki boli.11. Njoomi,
tumharay liye Sabaz Sitara sahi rahay ga
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Girl vows to delete every boy from her life — except one, who she needs to top up her mobile balance first.
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,
Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
A beggar outside the temple calls the wife "princess"; the husband concludes he must genuinely be blind.
Ek din Wife aur Husband mandir se
niklay to ek faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupay dede, andha hon
Husband:Dedo,Tumhe Shehzadi
kaha hai to zaroor andha hi hoga
1 ghar main twins paida howay
Mother-in-law's take on twins: children are now too scared to face Pakistan's problems alone, so they arrive in pairs.
1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha:
mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar
bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.
Banda To Begharat Tha
An ironic etiquette tip suggesting you keep your SMS polite — so at least people say something decent about you after you're gone.
Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..
Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
A cheerful Roman Urdu wish for a friend to embody the best of every month — the warmth of January sun, the freshness of June shade, all year long.
Kal ho "AAJ" jaisa,
Mahal ho "TAJ" Jaisa,
Phool ho "GULAB" jaisa,
or Zindagi k her qadam pe FRIEND HO
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excuse me ?
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hellO
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Friend ho ?
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Mujh jaisa (H):p
wishu u Colourful Happy Holi!
Warm Hindi Holi SMS about adding friendship's own color to all the other shades of Holi — may it shine the brightest.
Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Pashto ghazal about love's destruction: wherever spring is mentioned, the speaker's passions are killed; the love story is brief but unbroken in its sorrow.
Charta che zikar da sparlo shawe de
Halta me qatal da jazbo shawe de.
Zama da meenay qissa landda da da,
YAW tasalsul da hadiso shawe de.
Pa khpal qismat yawaze ma na jaral
Har zai me zikar pa salgo shawe de
Da che chghar da Bulbulano aoram,
Hkaregi ghag de da ratlo shawe de
Da swe swe rang zama che wene,
Da da Firaq pa sro lambo shawe de.
Rasha Zarge leg da Imdad ogora,
Zahmi Zahmi sta pa kato shawe de.
RABI-UL-AWWAL Mubarak
Roman Urdu Rabi-ul-Awwal greeting marking the Prophet's birth month with a Quranic verse describing him as mercy for all of creation.
*"*WAMA*"*
*"*ARSALNA*"*
*"*ILLA*"*
*"*REHMATALIL*"*
*"*AALAMEEN*"*
aap sub ko RABI-UL-AWWAL ki Aamad Mubarak Ho
Sardar drinking asli 7up
A Sardar consumer-complaint about 7up, verified through a very personal and very literal counting method involving his own body's responses.
Sardar G Dukandar Se.
1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad,
Sardar G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara.
Dukandar Se Bola,
Yeh Naqli Hy,
7up Nahe,
6up,
1 Down Hay :p
Daur-e-Zardari hai
A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan.
Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,
Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,
Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,