Hindi SMS section
Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult.
Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,
Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?
Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai
Challenges you to find the moon hidden in the SMS — then explains the moon is the sender's face, which SMS can't transmit.
Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!
Aahaa!
..................................
SMS kerne walay ki
tasvir thori na ati hay:p
Complains about spending real money on SMS while everyone in the group stays silent and just keeps asking for more.
Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR,
SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k,
Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur
Pathan splits his own head hammering a nail with a rock because someone told him to use his khopri (skull) as a tool.
1 pathan ka sir phat gaya
pathan se Dr. ne pocha:-
"khan sahab kia howa ?"
Khan:Hum pather se keel thok raha tha,
hum ko 1 admi bola khan KHOPRI istimal kero:p
A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment.
1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"
Sarcastically credits Musharraf for making candlelight dinners accessible to all Pakistanis — through nationwide power cuts.
20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner"
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf
Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already.
Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay
Shah Jahan's grandson stares at the Taj Mahal and calculates how much richer the family would be if grandad hadn't been so romantic.
Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p
Two flies discuss real estate on a bald man's head: one says what a nice house; the other says just bought the plot so far.
1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"
Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"
A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one.
Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,
or
DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...
Declares the worst punishment for friends is not a shoe-beating but being made to smell a sweaty sock.
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Wah wah..!!
Irshad Irshaad..!!
Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain...
Playful boast about how eagerly awaited and treasured each of the sender's SMS messages supposedly are.
1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...