Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha

Hindi Funny SMS

A cautionary tale about a dieting plan, a trusted friend named Sufi, and the three men who show up with Maha three years later.

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.

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