Hindi SMS section
A man summons a genie and asks it to fix load shedding and prices — the genie refuses, calling the request an impossible joke.
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things.
Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
A news reporter asks a Pathan how so many Pathans died on a station platform — and the explanation involves an announcement taken far too literally.
News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)
A playful challenge — the sender doesn't expect a reply but wants to see exactly how far your stinginess goes.
Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill
A chain-style message asking you to forward it to a cartoon for Tom and Jerry's anniversary — the sender already did their part.
Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay
A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly.
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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"Jub light aati hay."
Small people talk money, big people talk time, and the most attractive? They just send SMS — a cheeky observation on status.
chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.
Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.
A quick internal debate about whether it's crazy to send a random SMS — but the conclusion is that neither party in the debate is normal anyway.
Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay
Starts as a sincere message asking you to open up, then veers into a threat to smash your phone if the SMS wasn't good.
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
A Pathan asked to check if the car indicators are working steps outside and reports back in the most literal way.
1 pathan dusre se:
"Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?"
Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi
A child sent to borrow sugar from a neighbor relays mom's message word for word — including the parts mom didn't mean to send.
Kid:
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa,
"acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
An astrologer predicts six girls will enter a man's life and briefly makes it sound very exciting.
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)