A Punjabi verse about falling for someone who just seemed happy — and realizing too late she was laughing, not interested.
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Hindi SMS section
Hindi / Text Messages
Tum to sab ki nani ho
A man declares poetic devotion to someone — only to ask the neighborhood kids for a reference check that doesn't go his way.
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi
A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated.
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
Missed SMS
A nearly blank message — the sender thought of you and this empty text is all that came out of it.
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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se
Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem.
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)
SMS receive karnay k charges hotay to..?
A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor.
Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.
AAj ke friends I TELL U
A gentle complaint about today's friends being too busy, wishing just one person would say they actually have time for you.
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
Boy friends / girl friends ad mobile networks
Romantic conversations between couples styled after the actual advertising taglines of Jazz, Ufone, Zong, Telenor, and Warid.
Boy friend,Girl friend Sim Conection K Hisab Se
Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Larki:Or Sunao
UFone B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Larki:Tum Hi To Ho
Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Larki:Sub Keh Do
Telenor B/F:Kya Hr Larki Bewfa Hy
Larki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki
Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Larki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.
Ab bush k baad OBAMA
A comic poem in Urdu addressing Obama, urging him to tread carefully in Iraq where Bush already lost his dignity to a flying shoe.
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"
Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Kash tum bakri hotay
Wishing you were a goat — so the sender could feed you, pull your horns affectionately, and hear you bleat. Then asks who's the fool here, you or them.
Kash tum bakri hotay !
Main tumhain ghaas khilata
or pyar say tumhara
seeng hilata aur pochta...
PAGAL kon???
tum ya Main?
or tum pyar say boltay Main Main..
Pehla aadha shabd bola hay
A funny Roman Urdu miss you joke about a tapori's baby saying its very first half-word, with a punchline that earns the laugh.
Ek Tapori ki wife:
Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan
Raam nay been bajai
When Ram played been and Krishna played flute, women came running. When the sender whistled, the girl's brother showed up instead.
Raam nay been bajai,
or seeta duur k ayai...
Kishan nay bansuri bajai,
or Radha bhaag k ayai...
aur hum nay sirf seeti bajai,
Woh sali BHAI ko lay aai :phehe