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1. Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge

Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge, jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge, ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab, duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!

2. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro

Last wishes SMS: no Taj Mahal needed, just bury the sender and build a girls hostel over the grave. Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena ........ Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ........... bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena...

3. Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai

Jub jab aap say milnay ki umid nazar ayai, Meray paon main zanjeer nazar ayai, Gir paray aason aakhon say or, her ek aasun main aap ki tasveer nazar ayai

4. 1% of women under medication for mental illness

Statistics show that 1% of women in the world, are on medication for mental illness . . . . . So beware! 99% are running around without proper medication!!

Women's Day is celebrated on 8th March every year, originally this day was dedicated for working women. Sharing women's day greetings by sms messages, quotes, emails with colleages for the celebration. We have gathered here women's day messages, women's day wishes, women's day quotes, funny women's day jokes, women's day greetings for everyone. Happy Women's […]

6. Love described in detail for medical students

Medical Question: Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail. Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated. Types: 1 Way And 2 Way. Age: Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any […]

7. Hseenon ke galey mila karte the

Nostalgic SMS about the days when the sender freely hugged beautiful women — back when he was two years old. Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the

8. Love has no age....

A Shakespeare joke with a funny twist at the end. For when you want to bring up an age gap with humor instead of awkwardness. Someone Asked Shakespeare: "U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?" He Showed Him A Calendar N Said "A Week Has 7 Days; Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, […]

9. Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay

In ankhon main aansu ayai na hotay, Agar tum pichay mur ker muskuraye na hotay, Tumharay jaanay k baad yeh ghum hota hay, Kaash tum zindagi main ayai hi na hotay....

10. Magical Melodies of life

LIFE Is Like FLUTE .... It May Have Many Holes And Emptiness But If You Work On It Carefully It Can Play MAGICAL MELODIES

11. Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,

Playful Roman Urdu SMS pushing back on daily message demands, asking whether the sender is mistaken for running an SMS factory. Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan say naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

12. Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.

A funny Roman Urdu good night running through the dangers of befriending stones, Pathans, alcohol, and finally the sender — all equally hazardous. Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

13. Jo guzar gia woh guzar gia

usey yaad ker k na dil dukha, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia, kahan lout ker koi ayai ga, jo guzar gia wo guzar gia, Nayai subah hay, nayai shaab hay, naya shahar hay, naya naam hai, Woh chala gaya usay bhool jaa, jo guzar gia woh guzar gia, Koi ayai ga koi jayai ga, […]

14. Why r all these people running?

Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Here is an awesome collection of Rakhi SMS! for the event of Raksha Bandhan. Rakhi is tied by sisters to brother on the event of Rakhsha Bandhan celebrated in India on 2 August 2012. The collection includes free Raksha Bandhan messages, Raksha Bandhan SMS , Raksha Bandhan Quotes , Rakhi msgs, funny Rakhi SMS , […]

16. Chipkali ne gana start kia

A lizard riddle that builds slowly — three on a wall, one starts singing, two fall, and the reason is satisfying. 3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein, 1 ne gana start kia jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain batao kion? ? ? ? ? Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai […]

17. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

A child overhears dad say all the 'fireworks' are in the girls hostel — and repeats it innocently while shopping for Diwali crackers. Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

18. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you

My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my dear brother.

19. Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai

Ramadan is coming — a public service announcement asking everyone to forward their saved jokes, pictures, and girls' numbers before deleting them in piety. Momino! RAMADAN Qareeb Hai.. Aap Sab Se Request Hai K Apnain Mobile Me Save Jokes, Pics, Girls No's Delete Karnai Se Pehle Mujhey send Karen..

20. 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi

Generational joke about fashion and mothers — a 1980s mom who refused jeans has completely surrendered by 2006 ('just wear something, anything'). 1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

21. Fun-filled women's day

This Women's Day resolve to... Get your choices right! In a nutshell... Have a fun-filled and Enjoyable Women's Day!

22. Girls r like phones

The classic phone metaphor applied to girls — cheeky but very shareable. Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

23. Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit: . A boy Threw a love letter to a girl . but it fell on her brother.. Shittt! . And Her brother was GAY.. Oohh ShIt :-P

24. Funny Women's Day Messages

A funny Women's Day message about why women start with W — all questions start with W too. You know why Women start with "W"? B'coz all Questions start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? & Finally . . . Wife....WOW..!

25. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

26. Happy Women's Day for all girls / womens

We are cute daughters, we are sweet sisters, we are lovely lovers, we are darling wives, we are adorable mothers, we are source of strength, we are WOMEN! Happy Women's Day!

27. Zara dholki bjao gorioo

Adnan Sami's song asking girls to play the dholki at a mehndi turns out to have unexpected consequences at an actual mehndi. Adnan sami ko indian girls ne mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya . . Beco-z . . He sang a song . . "zara dholki bjao gorioo"

28. Wishing Women's Day To

Wishing a very Happy Women's Day to the most amazing women I know

29. Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai

Tumhain ab bhool hi jayain tou acha hai, Yeh faslay aur bhi barh jayain tou acha hai, Tumhari chahatain hum ko nahin hasil, To ab ghair hi bun jayain tou acha hai, Hamari to umer guzri hai teri chahat main, Tu is aag main na jalay to acha hai, Barsoon se thi Dua k tu […]

30. Un se duur janay ka irada na tha

Un se duur janay ka irada na tha, Sada sath rehnay ka bhi wada na tha, Wo yaad na karaingay yeh jantay thay hum, Par itni jaldi bhool jayengay, andaza na tha.

31. Girls look beautiful because....

Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because

32. If I can choose my brother in next life

A funny Rakhi message: I'd choose you as my brother in the next life — but only if you buy me a Mercedes. If I can choose my brother in next life, it'll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

33. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

A backhanded observation aimed at girls with attitude — disguised as advice. Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . . . . Sweety ! Don't Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You..! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers