A fake-deep SMS that dangles 'life is a puzzle' then tells you to stop scrolling — pressing buttons won't solve anything.
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi
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tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
A short revenge curse in Roman Urdu: the punchline is wishing the person severe stomach trouble with nowhere to go.
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..
Ullu ka patta
A teenage boy turns down a comfortable room out of propriety, meets an attractive girl in the morning, and realizes too late who she is.
A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home.
Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me
Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga
Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk
Boy: Aap Kaun?
Girl: Ji, Main Bittu Or Aap?
Boy: Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!
1 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife.
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Puri botal na sahi,
A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick.
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Suraj bana tu badal banay
Roman Urdu romantic verse that escalates through sun, moon, and beauty — until the last line reveals you drove someone straight to the mental asylum.
Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
A beggar claps back at a stingy man who keeps saying 'come tomorrow' — turns out he's owed lakhs from all the tomorrows in this colony.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus.
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
Main ullu ka patha ...!
A boy insists on sleeping on the sofa instead of his host's son's room — and deeply regrets his decision come morning.
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gaye,
aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum
guddu k pass so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon
next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.
Aaj kal mein free hun
An old saying about wise conversation beating books is invoked here — and the sender happens to have a very open schedule.
Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.
Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
rook kar dikhaye
A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening.
Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain"
Iss ka future tense banao!
Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae
How are you ?
An extremely formal and flowery passage in high classical Urdu that unfolds over many lines — and translates into two words of English.
Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga...
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