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Hindi Funny SMS

An extremely formal and flowery passage in high classical Urdu that unfolds over many lines — and translates into two words of English.

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga...
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