Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
'UNMARRIED' ho.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¢â‚¬Â¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¢â‚¬Â¦!

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla