SMS / Text Messages

Woh raishmi balon wali

A detailed, suspense-filled description of silky hair, soft hands, and an approach through the dark — the whispered reveal at the end is not what you expect.

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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“Maiyooon”…

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao

A funny Roman Urdu good night threatening that a dream-ghost will appear to remind you of every unanswered message from today.

So jao, So jao bina sms kiye hi so jao,
sapnay main BHOOT ayega or aapko yaad dilaye ga,
K aapne aj porey din mujhe yaad nahi kiya.

Koi baat nahi… “BHOOT NIGHT”

Guddu gana ga raha tha

Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name.

Guddu gana ga raha tha,
"aaj main ooper Aasma neechay"
To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara,
Bhala kion???
kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi.
hehe:p

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR

A clever Roman Urdu good morning styled as a train announcement, declaring the Nindiya Express has left Tiredness Town and arrived at Fresh City.

THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali "NINDIYA" xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae. Good Morning

1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi

Roman Urdu SMS comparing a drifting life to an uncorked perfume bottle — until the recipient arrived and, fittingly, became its cap.

Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...

Teases with an emotionally charged "we love you" build-up before the twist: the love is for Pakistan, the homeland.

Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye pyaray watan (Pakistan) Hamain Tumse Pyar Hai....

Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

A sentimental friendship poem about fragrance and memory — ends with practical advice: just keep your nose clean (literally).

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
"Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain"
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Kuttey nay kaat liya tha

A husband carrying his wife's coffin explains a dog bit her; the long queue of men behind him are all waiting to borrow that dog.

Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Janazay k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,"Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?"
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko...
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao...

Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.

A funny Roman Urdu good night mixing moonlit romance, mosquito bites, and a tight sleeping schedule into one cheerful sendoff.

Charon taraf hai phaili moonlite,
Machar bhi dene ko betab hai aapko lovebite,

Takiye ko galay laga ke sone ka tight,
Bole to wo sweet dreams wala “Good Night”.

Life main hamesha haste raho

Advice to always laugh and sing in life — so people can immediately tell you're unmarried.

Life me hamesha
Haste raho,
Muskurate raho,
Gaate raho,
Gungunate raho
Taki tumhe dekhte hi
log samajh jayen k tum
'UNMARRIED' ho.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho

A mock complaint about a friend who uses the friendship like a free SMS package — send one message, collect ten favors, forward and grow.

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.

khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din

A funny Roman Urdu good morning mixing an Aladdin reference, a chemistry fact, and a warm wish that today turns out brilliantly.

Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin,
dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din.
Good Mornin.!