SMS / Text Messages

Aapko...hum sirf aapko hamesha

Teasing Roman Urdu SMS that repeats the recipient's name across three lines only to announce the sender's plan to bother them forever.

Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

Teri sula ke lu?

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

Builds a romantic December-night memory with whispered intimacy — the cherished phrase turns out to be a street vendor's egg call.

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Samajh lena APRIL FOOL hai

A mock-romantic warning that any beautiful person who returns your feelings on a specific day is almost certainly pulling an April Fools stunt.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

An April Fools countdown SMS building five-second bomb-blast suspense before blaming the dud on cheap Chinese manufacturing.

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Itna Daraowna khuwab?

A chain of romantic images — heart, pain, dream, face — that ends in horror when the face in the dream turns out to be yours.

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

Tamam baywaqoofun ko ....

A fake official notice addressed to all fools — written with the certainty that every reader will assume it was meant for someone else.

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai...
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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Teri bari hay attendence lagwa

A classroom roll-call joke where Pappu, Bablu, and Tinku all answer — and the silence after "Ullu" tells you exactly who should be pressing the button.

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

Bayghairut zameen per

A fake congratulations SMS announcing the recipient has been cast in an Amir Khan sequel — in a major role — for a film with a very unflattering title.

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

Tere baghair eid

Roman Urdu couplet: Eid without the beloved passed like a poor man's Muharram evening — a time of mourning, not festivity.

Tere bagair humne guzari hai aese eid.......
Jaise safar mai sham e ghariban guzar gai