A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do.

Woh subah ki thandak,
Woh toliye ki khushbu,
Woh shamp ki bottle,
Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon,
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Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay
wale hi jante hain:p

A soft Roman Urdu good night reminding the reader not to waste this beautiful night staying awake when sweet dreams are waiting.

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili.

Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain.

So don't waste ur time. & go to bed, good night & take sweet dreams

Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high.

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

A blind beggar calls a woman beautiful and asks for money. Husband's verdict: he must genuinely be blind.

A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai..."

Roman Urdu SMS about singling out one person among all as the giver of happiness rather than grief.

Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha,
100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha,

Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan,
Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

Drew your portrait on blank paper and wrote a message underneath it — offering fifty thousand rupees to anyone who finds the 'mentally unbalanced' person pictured.

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

A romantic SMS about merging hearts and shedding tears for someone — but the real ask is: put your SIM card in my phone first.

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

A wife asks to be taken somewhere to buy something expensive for her birthday — and the husband fulfills the request precisely.

Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".