Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha,
100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha,

Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan,
Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

Koray kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer bana dali or likha ye pegham hai,

"Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi"
dhondnay wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai ;-)

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho

Wife:Bht pyar sey
"Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz"

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

"Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy".

Aye shona u are you ready to party tonight,
with angels & gods love which gives heavenly lite.

sleep my baby, sleep tight
As your love wishes u a beautiful goodnight.

Uncle aik bachay se kehte hain :
beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo agar mujhe
pasand agaya to main tumhien paanch rupay doon ga

bacha masoomiat se : yeh lo ! abhi to das rupay kahay thay .... !!!!

Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
"Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "

Pathan herat se...
"Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay.

Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost.
GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.