Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
>---> Jaa meray mizail jaa
>--->
>--->
Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi
Zindgi a b c d hai
zindgi a b c d hai
yakin nahi ?
A aitbaar
B bharosa
C chahat
D dosti
E ehimiyat
F faisla
G gam
H hamdardi
I intazar
J justju
K khayal
L lajja
M mohabbat
N narazgi
O ojas
P pyar
Q qismat
R riste
S samjhota
T tamanna
U umeed
V vishwas
W wada
X x'maa
Y yaade
in sab feelings se milkar banti hai
Z zindagi.......
chicken bohut maze ki bani hai
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
1 pathan airhostess se
1 sardar airhostess se,
"Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!"
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"
Happy summer season
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
"HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!"
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"
Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Chappal badal li
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p