A Sardar is sentenced to a 5am execution and finds it genuinely funny — for a very practical reason.
Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
Roman Urdu SMS playing with the letter D for dosti, dil, dillagi, and dard, then warning not to let attachment prevent a text.
D se dosti,
D se dil,
D se dillagi
D se dard.
per D se itna bhi Dil na lagana k
S se sms aur
C se call
bhi na kar sako! samje?
Friendship blessing SMS that curves into a wish for you to do all the work while the sender gets your paycheck.
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho
Wife tells Sardar to slow the bike because she's scared; he says if she's scared she can just close her eyes like he already has.
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English.
Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
Roman Urdu SMS listing an ideal woman's qualities — modesty, fragrance of a rose, devotion to prayer, and service to parents.
1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se "AASHQI",
Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki,
Batein kare "PYAR" ki,
Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki,
Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki,
Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki,
Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
"MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI"
A mock motivational morning message that ends with a blunt request: your messages smell, please just bathe.
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...
A missile is launched at someone annoying — it comes back because the target has no brain to explode inside.
>--->
>--->
Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi
Roman Urdu SMS mapping each letter of the alphabet to a human feeling, from trust and longing to forgiveness and memory, landing on zindagi.
zindgi a b c d hai
yakin nahi ?
A aitbaar
B bharosa
C chahat
D dosti
E ehimiyat
F faisla
G gam
H hamdardi
I intazar
J justju
K khayal
L lajja
M mohabbat
N narazgi
O ojas
P pyar
Q qismat
R riste
S samjhota
T tamanna
U umeed
V vishwas
W wada
X x'maa
Y yaade
in sab feelings se milkar banti hai
Z zindagi.......
Sardar's wife made unusually tasty chicken; confesses the bird got a little burnt so she applied Burnol (burn ointment) to it.
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Roman Urdu SMS on the difference between smiles, which are shared with everyone, and tears, which are kept for those we cannot lose.
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Starts with romantic Urdu — heart leaning toward someone, words stopping at the lips — then prescribes Vicks lozenges for your throat.
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...