A maid consoles her mistress over the husband's alleged affair — then accidentally reveals she has personal reasons to disagree he'd cheat.
naukrani: malkin aap udaas kion hain?
malkin: mujhey pata chala hay k
tumharay sahab ka kisi larki
say chakkar chal raha hay offcie main
naukrani: naheeeeeeen
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sahab mujhai dhoka nahi dai saktay
A spooky-then-funny Roman Urdu good night building up dark and eerie imagery before landing on a cheerful punchline.
Andheri sadak,
Sunsan qabristan,
Suni haweli,
Kala aasman,
Raat hogayi soja shaitan.GOOD NIGHT
Decodes every Sardar's surname 'SINGH' as an acronym meaning he is not a human but a donkey.
Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?
Really u don¢â‚¬â¢t know?
Bcoz of it¢â‚¬â¢s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay
Roman Urdu SMS using phone-setting metaphors for emotions, nearly identical in theme to a companion piece on the same idea.
Hassi ko inbox
Ansu ko outbox
Ghussay ko hold
Muskan ko sent
Help ko ok
Dil ko karo vibrate
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone kitni pyari hai
Roman Urdu SMS unpacking the word SALAM into five blessings and asking the recipient to keep the sender in their prayers.
A simple “SALAM” can be so sweet
S= Sada khush raho
A= Aabad raho
L= La-zawal urooj dekho
A= Arzooain puri hon
M= Mujhe dua¢â‚¬â¢ mei yaad rakhna,
So SALAM TO U!!.
Three pieces of advice: show your love, show your beauty, and please — stop the perfume and just take a bath.
Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,
Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane ki...
Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki
Tried drawing your portrait as a keepsake to hold close — ended up using it to scare children instead.
Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya
paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar
woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...
An angry boss asks if you've ever seen an owl, watches you look down, then tells you to look up — and meet one.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
A warm Roman Urdu good night cleverly arguing that if your friend is truly precious, you should keep them awake rather than let them drift off.
Dosti agar buri ho, to use hone mat do,
Ho gayi to use khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do,
Jagte raho…
A Sardar lies on train tracks citing a past near-miss with a plane as evidence he's completely invincible.
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
Roman Urdu SMS mapping phone functions onto feelings: inbox for laughter, outbox for tears, hold for anger, vibrate for the heart.
Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,
A Sardar kid reports a magic trick — bathroom light turns on by itself when he opens the fridge door. Mom immediately knows what happened.
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....
Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa