Sardar tells the air hostess she looks just like his wife; she slaps him; he says: same habit too.
1 sardar airhostess se,
"Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!"
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"
Roman Urdu summer greeting marking the season's arrival with mangoes, rain, heat, and — with a practical nod — load-shedding.
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
"HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!"
A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way.
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Sardar hit by a truck is still shaking; explains why: the truck had 'Phir Milenge' (See You Again) written on the back.
Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
"Phir Milenge"
Captain calls nine young men forward; Sardar refuses to move — he was number ten so only nine were called.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Others changed hearts and destinies; you had nothing to change, so you swapped someone else's slippers at the mosque.
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
A dog barking all day SMS that ends by turning the bark back on whoever's reading it.
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao...
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
Roman Urdu SMS counting down from years to seconds to split moments, letting every one carry the same single prayer for the recipient's happiness.
1 sal
12 mah
1 mah k 4 hafte
1 hafte k 7 din
1 din k 24 ghante
1 ghante k 60 minutes
1 minute k 60 secs
1 sec k hazar lamhe
har lamhe me 1 hi dua
"AAP KHUSH RAHO"
Roman Urdu SMS working through seven faces of life — gift, feeling, friendship, pain, reunion, separation, tear — and landing on the instruction: live it.
Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE]
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE]
Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye}
Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Aanso hai {PI LIJIYE}
Zindagi akhir Zindagi hai
{JEE LIJIYE}
A friendship poem pairing you with the sender in flattering combos — boat and shore, rain and cloud — until the last line: I'm April, you're Fool.
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha.....
Sardar tells his girlfriend 'I love you' and falls to the floor — literally demonstrating what falling in love means.
Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
Roman Urdu devotional addressed to God: the speaker admits failings, asks forgiveness, and takes comfort in the divine name Al-Ghafoor (The Forgiving).
~ÂAEY RABÂ~
TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr,
Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha,
TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam,
Kahein Arsh Ha,
kahein Toor Ha!
Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN,
Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha,
Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr,
TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha,
Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan,
Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Ha,
Kahein Dil ki Shart Na Daalna,
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Ha,
TU Bakhsh Dy Mere Sb Gunah,
Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai....