Mixed English–Roman Urdu SMS defining luck, time, life, and love through the gap between wanting something and what you actually do about it.
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
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u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE
Beauty can distract the heart and love can wound it — but a good friend is the only reliable cure for both.
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye
Playful Roman Urdu SMS trading compliments — sweet, loving, cute — between sender and recipient, concluding the best thing is their friendship together.
Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
A Roman Urdu wisdom quote from Hazrat Ali noting that power, wealth, and authority don't change people — they just reveal who they already were.
IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)
A witty Punjabi-flavored morning SMS confessing to God that intelligence was being handed out elsewhere when the sender arrived.
Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
allah agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho….
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
“Good Morning”
A flirty Roman Urdu good night asking for just one good night kiss on credit before the phone goes dark for the evening.
Main tujhse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliyem
ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
A poetic build-up about loneliness — no one near, invisible to all — then reveals you must just be in the bathroom.
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
Holding someone in your own heart costs nothing; earning a place in theirs is the hard part — respect the ones who actually chose you.
Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someone's heart is very difficult.
So "RESPECT" the heart which "CARES" abt U
Roman Urdu SMS about the habit of speaking kindly to all and remembering everyone, even those who never think of the sender.
Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
Wife confronts husband about the insults he muttered in his sleep; his defence is that she misunderstood — that he was asleep.
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha
A sweet setup that turns into a roast: you always dress perfectly, which is exactly why you'll take first prize at the monkeys' fashion show.
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..