pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
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kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV.

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...

A wife in an argument tells her husband his brain is full of cow dung, and his comeback is completely deadpan.

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

A fake-deep SMS that dangles 'life is a puzzle' then tells you to stop scrolling — pressing buttons won't solve anything.

Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Keypad dabana bas karo..isey dabane se solve nahi ho gi

A short revenge curse in Roman Urdu: the punchline is wishing the person severe stomach trouble with nowhere to go.

tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

Sardar lists every possible life problem for God to send him — God interrupts and tells him to just say he wants a wife.

Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye

A mock-romantic curse SMS: instead of wishing the beloved fever, the sender settles for wishing them just a cold — because thinking of them made him sick.

Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..