Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai
Zindagi aik ajeeb paheli hai.
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Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,
tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..
Ullu ka patta
A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home.
Aunty: Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, Bittu Ke Room Me
Boy: Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga
Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk
Boy: Aap Kaun?
Girl: Ji, Main Bittu Or Aap?
Boy: Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!
1 line main bol biwi chahiye
Sardar: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay salay
aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Puri botal na sahi,
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Suraj bana tu badal banay
Suraj bana tu badal banay,chand bana tu taray banay,husn bana tu deewanay banay.kuch tu hai baat aap mai.yun hee tu nahi pagal khanay banay...:D
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!
Main ullu ka patha ...!
1 bar ek larka apni door ki aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gaye,
aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum
guddu k pass so jao.
Larka bola rehne dain bahar sofay per hi so jata hon
next morning a beautiful girl bring tea 4 him.
Boy asked tum kon ho.
Girl: main guddu aap kon?
Boy: main ullu ka patha.
Aaj kal mein free hun
Buzrgon ka qual he ky.
Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna
ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he.
Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
rook kar dikhaye
Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain"
Iss ka future tense banao!
Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge,
kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae
How are you ?
Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland qad shakhsiat ka ye ehsan, banda e aajiz ki be ronaq zindagi me bahar se kam na hoga...
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