An SMS that questions what SMS actually stands for — then reveals the acronym as an honest description of the sender's real intentions.
Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,
Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???
S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao....
ha ha ha
Faraz is told that sharing a drink is a sign of deep affection — and his friend uses this wisdom to drain his entire Pepsi.
Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!
A mock attribution to Asif Ali Zardari as a religious sage, delivering cynical advice about dealing with the poor.
Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari
A boy brags that a girl smiled at him — and his friend has a far more extreme reaction to the boy's face to share.
Boy to friend:
Dekho voh ladki meri taraf
dekh ke muskura rahi hai.
Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi,
jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi
to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.
A Pathan explains how he and someone are distant brothers — it turns out thirteen other siblings are the distance between them.
Pathan : yeh mera door ka bhai hai..
Man: door ka me samjha nahii
Pathan: es ke aur hamare darmiyan 13 behn bhai hein..
A boy asks his friend what birthday gift to get his beautiful girlfriend, and the friend has a very different idea.
Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
A Punjabi verse about falling for someone who just seemed happy — and realizing too late she was laughing, not interested.
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
A man declares poetic devotion to someone — only to ask the neighborhood kids for a reference check that doesn't go his way.
Main payasa hon or tum pani ho,
main kalam hon or tum kahani ho,
jab pocha gali k bacho say,
to pata chala k tum to sab ki nani ho,
A boy calls out a girl whose dupatta is dragging along the ground, and she turns the moment into something unexpectedly elevated.
Ek larki chali ja rahi thi.
Ek larkay ne awaz di o deewani sun
tera dupata zameen say ghaseeta jar aha hai.
Larki boli o deewanay tu kia janay?
Ye bhi apna farz nibha raha hay
koi choom na lay meray qadmoo ki mitti ko
isi liye nishaan mitata ja raha hai.
A nearly blank message — the sender thought of you and this empty text is all that came out of it.
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Message dhoond rahay ho?
zaroori nahi k har SMS main koi msg ko,
BASS...AAP ki yaad ayii,
is liyai missed SMS ker diya..
Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem.
1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se:
yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai,
Pakistani:
Abay yaar,
China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)
A pointed reminder of how many texts you've received — if incoming SMS were charged, the sender has already made you poor.
Socho Ager SMS receive kernay
k paise lagte tou kia hota?
guess?
guess?
Aaj Aap meri Waja se road
per bheek mangrahay hotay.