SMS / Text Messages

Zara dholki bjao gorioo

Hindi Funny SMS

Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
.
.
Beco-z
.
.
He sang a song
.
.
"zara dholki bjao gorioo"

Cricket ground, girlfriends & players

Hindi Funny SMS

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
"knock out" Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
"run out"

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
"catch out"

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
"lbw out"

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
"stamp out"

Or kuch pedaishi "clean bold"
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Hindi Funny SMS

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

Child 2 dentist doctor

Hindi Funny SMS

Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi

Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo

Child: he he he he he he

Har larki per nazar ;)

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai
Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye
Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai
Ek larki apni saas k haatho'n zulm ka nishana bani
Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai'n aai

Express news: har larki per nazar;)

New mobile lia hay

Hindi Funny SMS

Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me

usb
infrared
blue tooth
double camera
touch screen
mp3 player
8 GB memory

kuch bhi nahin hay:p

Roll number kion nazar nahi aaraha

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek larka dr sy lagta hai ma andha ho gya hon

Dr. nay uski ankhon ko check kia
Or kha nahi beta tmhari ankhein tu theek hain.

Larka. Tu phr newspaper me
Mujhy maira roll num kyun nazar nahi aa rha ?

Khatarnak game

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek larki dosri se...!!!
Sab se khatarnak game kon sa ha..?
2nd girl;
Har woh game jo boys ke sath khela jaey,
Khass kar andhery main