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Gaon mein clinic khol lon

Hindi Funny SMS

Aik doctor apne dost se:

"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

Checking patient at home

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian

Hindi Funny SMS

ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .

1 ¢â‚¬â€ Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari

Khat mily ya na mily

Hindi Funny SMS

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Hindi Funny SMS

Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind
PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona
JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna
or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna
mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Susti ki intiha

Hindi Funny SMS

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Chipkali ne gana start kia

Hindi Funny SMS

3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain
batao kion?
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Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein :-)