Muqabla mumkin hay
Agar aap me or gadhe me
english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye
to kon jitega?
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Jeete jo marzi
par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay
Latest SMS / text messages & jokes [Love / Funny / good night / good morning / romantic / birthday & adult]
SMS / Text Messages
Kaun pagal hoga
Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke
bare mein kisi ko mat batana.
Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi,
kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega
Her bhikar k hath me mobile
Kya aap Jante he ki
"Dheeru Bhai Ambani"
ka akhri sapna kya tha
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ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,
or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
Why enters in bathroom
Sahab:
Tum bathroom mei q ghus aye,
kia tumhain pta nahi tha k main naha raha hoon?
Mulazim:
Hazur galti ho gai,
main samjha tha begum sahiba naha rahi hain;-)
Beech road pe bus rok di
Policeman: tum ne
Beech road pe bus q rok di ???
Pathan: hum sheher me
Naya aya hay mgr
Qanoon nahi torta,
Wo samne dekho likha hy
"bus stop"
Tou hum ne rok dia :p
Aaho kon log bolty hain?
1st man : yar ye "aaho" kon log bolty hyn???
2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!
1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
2nd man : aaho ... :P
Larke walo ki taraf se
1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui.
Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue
pakre gaye or us per bolte hen
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G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se hy
Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss
Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
Bell kharab hay ...
Main Tumhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoon
Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy
Darwaza Kholo
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Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ...:p
Mominon Ramadan qareeb hai
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No's
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
Chalaan kaat dia
Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
Charger ki tarah
Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha