Sardar is asked what he'd do if he felt hot — sit near the AC; still hot? Turn it on. Deadpan logic joke.
Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k
sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay.
Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay?
Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.
Opens like a swooning romantic SMS about getting lost in someone's hair — derailed because they've applied so much oil he keeps slipping.
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery.
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
Looks like a romantic 'we kept stealing glances at each other' story — the twist is they were cheating off each other in the exam hall.
Wo mud mud k Hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Wo mud mud k hame dekh rhe the,aur hum unhe..
Kyoki exam me na unhe kuch ata tha aur na hame...
A teasing SMS quoting a philosophical line about what you bring into the world, then flipping it into a dig about someone avoiding SMS costs.
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....
Love arrives without planning and without reason — but when it's real, it quietly becomes the plan you organize everything else around.
In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.
But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.
A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night keeping it simple: no bedtime story tonight, just a matter-of-fact good night.
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
A warm Roman Urdu observation that people come and go every day, but a true friend is made once and remembered for a lifetime.
Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME*
Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME*
Dost bante hain *ONE TIME*
Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*
A starlit romantic Roman Urdu good night searching the entire night sky to find the one star that outshines all others.
Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jaha sara,
Lagta he pyara ek ek tara,
Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
Jo is wakt pad raha hai sms hamara...
Good Night ..!
A stubborn but funny Roman Urdu good morning declaring that no amount of anger, thrown phones, or scattered furniture will stop this daily greeting.
Chahe ghussa karo,
Chahe galiyan do,
chahe sir pito,
Chahe mobile toro,
chahe ghar ka saman bikhair do
Hum tu isi time GOOD MORNING kahenge ;)
A child asks his pregnant mother what's inside her belly — then wonders why she ate it if the baby was so nice.
Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.
Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.