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Larkion ko "I love you" kehne ki jaga

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1 Boy:Yar larkion ko "I love you"
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

Gharib khandan per essay

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1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib
khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,
khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.
unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.
bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.
ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.
sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D

75 year old lady zarorut-e-rishta

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75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,
"Zarorut-e-rishta"

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,
Farishtay aatay hain"

1 pagal American se

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1 pagal American se:
Tum japanese ho na?

Amr:Nahi, mein american hon
Pg:Nahi tum japnese ho!

A:nahi me american hon
P:Nahi tum japnese ho

A:han han me japnese hon
P: Lagte to american ho:p:D

Chai wala and a girl

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Chai wala:
bholi si sorut,
ankhon me masti
dor khari sharmaye, aye haye.

Girl Reply:
Kali si surat,
hath mein kaitli,
dor khara chillaye,
chai chai :-P

Memon boss 2 worker

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Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

Beti bari ho kar kia bano gi?

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Father asked beti:
"Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?"

Beti:"
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?"

Mom:"Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna";-)