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Mehboob ko joker kehna

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Sabab Rone Ka Wo Puchain To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mjhe Hansna Nhi Ata Jahan Pr Tm Nhi Hote

Tashreeh:
Is Sher Mai Shayir Apne Mehboob Ko Joker Keh Rha Hy ;->

Lips pe infection

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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

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Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

Tujhey sub pata hai

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??

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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!