Aafat ke syrup ho tum

Hindi Funny SMS

Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

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    2. Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ka injection ho tum, Par kya kare jhelna padta hai, Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.

  2. Rooz ta'arun ki numaish mein faraq parta hay

    3. Rooz ta'arun ki numaish mein faraq parta hay Chaand pagal hay andhairay mein nikal parta hay ik deewana musafir hay meri aankhon mein waqt bay waqt tehar jata hay, chal parta hay Apni ta'abeer k chakkar mein mera jaagta khuwab roz sooruj ki tarah ghar se nikal parta hay

  3. Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya

    4. Qarib se tumhe dekha to apna paya, Jab tumhe dosti mein azmaya to apna paya, Tumhe kya name dun samjh mein nahi aaya, Dosti, pyar, zindage ya apna saaya...

  4. Aey ibne ADAM!

    5. Aey ibne ADAM! Tujhe kia ho gaya hai? Tu ne apni namazon, Duaon aur ibadaton ko sir pareshani aur museebat k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai, Tujhey 70ma'aon se ziadah chahnay wale RAB Ta'AALA ko sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai.. Aey insan, zara soch to sahi...

  5. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad

    6. Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad, Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad, Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad, KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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    7. Logo ki nigahon se dard chupana parta hai, Hume to ghum me bhi muskurana parta hai. Hum bhi kabhi dost hua karte the unke, ye bhi ab unhe yaad dilana padta hai.

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    8. Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

  8. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

    9. Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

  9. Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare

    10. Mene kab chaha k wo zindagee mere name kare, Bas mujhe chahe itna sa mera kam kare, Har roz kuch lamhe mujhe socha kare, Kab kaha meri yaad me subha sham kare

  10. wishu u Colourful Happy Holi!

    11. Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Bolo sarararara.... Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

  11. Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho

    12. Dil ap ka ho dharkane hamari hon, Ankhen aap ki, aansu hamare hon, Chehra aap ka, muskurahat hamari ho, Khuda kare hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho, Nokri ap karo ro salary hamari ho.

  12. Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe

    13. Yeh mat sochna bhool jayenge tumhe, Door rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe, Agar dost banker raas na aaye, To ajnabee banker bhi yaad aayenge tumhe.

  13. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,

    14. anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K naukri tum karo salary meri ho.

  14. Dosti is something that no1 can hate

    15. Dosti is something that no1 can hate, Dosti is a passion we can never rate; Dosti can happen anytime early or late, Dosti is only Medicine, without Expiry date.

  15. Aakhir kya hy SMS.......???

    16. Subha SmS,Sham SmS, Din men SmS,Rat men SmS, Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS, Jeena SmS,Marna SmS, Aakhir kya hy SMS.......??? S = sab ko M = Mast ho k S = Satao.... ha ha ha

  16. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain

    17. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

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    18. Kya khabar tum ko dosti kya hai Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai Khwahishon se bhara jazeera bhi hai Bohat anmol ek heera bhi hai Dosti ek haseen khwab bhi hai Pass se dekho to sarab bhi hai Dukh milne pe yeh azaab bhi hai Aur yeh pyaar ka jawaz bhi hai Dosti yoon […]

  18. Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo

    19. Hamari mohabbat k saare ehsaas le lo, Dilse pyaar k saare jazbaat le lo, Nahi chhodenge tufaan mein bhi akele tumhe, Is dost ki dosti ka chahey imtehaan le lo.!

  19. Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,

    20. Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare, kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare, har more per frishtay hon sath tere, har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare... best wishes forever & good luck

  20. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

    21. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  21. Doctor, medicine & pathan

    22. Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

  22. Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon

    23. Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K nokri tum karo salary meri ho

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    24. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  24. Dosti dil hay demagh nahi,

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  25. To avoid side effects

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  26. Lohri wish karega kab?

    27. *_H_A_P_P_Y_* *_L_O_H_R_I_* (IN ADVANCE) Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

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  31. Bandhan umar bhar nibhane ka

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