Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar DilKo Thora Sa Naram Karlo

Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â.
Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta,
Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â
Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.

Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi

Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha
tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai

Admi: ye lo yahan per tu
mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!

Jab ap paida howay,
Tab akash se phool barsay,
Parion ne jashan kia,
Farishton ne ghee k chiragh jalae,
or bolay
.
.
.
.
Hamari jan chuti
Ab duniya walay bhugtain gay

Khaksaar k dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher
main ye khadsha-o-andesha mohtashi-o-moqaid hai,
k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab
banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir
ko koi SMS nahin kia hai...!!!