Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected

Is just like

Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.

Think about it !

People will
hate you,
rate you,
shake you,
and break you.
But how strong you stand
is what MAKES you.

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Aye khuda teri mehfil me
haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,

sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko
jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

('_')

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you...

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)