Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….! B-)

Have you ever THANKED your friends?

For their smiles?
Their hellos?
Their hugs?
Their taps at ur back?
Their Sharing things?
Their sweet kisses?
Their way of calling ur name?
Their talking nonstop?
Their pure love?
Imagine ur frndz never doing tht anymore
could u bear it?

“These r the ones who make life look so easy, cheerful & beautiful.

So

“I THANK U my lovely and sweet friend”
and
I Thank Allah that He gave me a friend like u :-)

Do you know
Why allah Has created gap betwen ur fingers?

Because

One day someone who really loves you,
will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!

If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain,
which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister.

You are so cute,
daring
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…