(194 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)
Loading...Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I go home, I'm under house arrest, by Wife
Professor: I give lectures to students, But, when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by wife
CEO: I'm the Boss, But, when I go home, I always feel like an employee, by wife
Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I Beg for Justice, by wife
(155 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...The heart that knows
how to bow down
and
say SORRY
is the heart
that loves the most
(301 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Kiss is the first step to show
how much i love you,
how much i think about you,
how much i miss u
and
show that i trust u...
(92 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...Alphabet "O" stand for Opportunity,
Which is absent in "yesterday"
Available once in "Today"
And
Thrice in "Tomorrow"
So
Stay Positive Always.
(10 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Algorithm follow by majority of girls on facebook
1.Upload a new profile pic
2.Wait for everyone & I mean almost everyone to like and or comment "cute,"cho..chweet","awww","awesome" etc..
3.Be happy...
4.Respond to every comment and like INDIVIDUALLY
5.Be happy again!!!
6.Goto step 1. :p
(249 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The hours turned to days,
days to weeks,
and weeks to months.
Nothing has changed,
I'm still in love
and
you're still gone.
(189 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
(114 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Examples of stupid questions people ask..
1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin?
2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain?
3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u?
4. Dey see u wet comin 4m de bathroom:- did u just hav a bath?
5. U r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor & dey ask:- goin up?
6. U bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. & dey ask:- r dose fl.wers?
7. U'r on the queue 2 buy tickets de cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- wat r u doin here?
(107 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...You can crop me
out of the pictures we
took together,
But
You can never crop me
out of the memories
we shared
(330 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
(43 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...One Of The Best Moments In Life Is Wen,
"U See Ur Yellow Rose Turning Red Rose",
Hard 2 Understand????
So Read Again..
"Your friend turns into your love"
(518 votes, average: 4.09 out of 5)Loading...Teachers Day Is Celebrated In:
India = 5 Sept
Pakistan = 5 Oct
China = 10 Sept
Germany = 5 Oct
Sri lanka = 6 Oct
Malaysia = 16 May
Newzealand = 29 Oct
Brazil = 15 Oct