Latest SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

I have 3 parts of my heart,
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1st 4 my Allah,
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2nd 4 my Family,
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3rd 4 myFriends.

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But no part 4 u,

Becoz,

U
R
My
Heart

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Why were males created before females?

Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.