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We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her ”

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don’t u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He’s the only 1 who earns!

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

When ur friend lies to you, Its not his fault!
Actually its your’s..

Bcoz you didn’t give him the proper space to tell the truth..!
(’Shakespeare’)

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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cos as your EID Gift.

Bakra Eid Mubarak

May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.

With best wishes:-):-):-)