Latest Free SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

Unexpected results & Problems r part of life.
Never loose HOPE in any condition,
bcoz darkness of night always finish with light of day.
Remember!
Human can live about 20days without food,
about 3days without water,
about 5 mints without air
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not for 1secnd without HOPE.
BE HOPEFULL ALWAYS.

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

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“”"”"hApPy
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With
Pleasent
///”"”gud” ///NOON/
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I never really knew you
You were just another friend

But when I got to know you,
I let my heart unbend.

I couldn’t help past memories
that would only make me cry

I had to forget my first love
and give love another try

So I’ve fallen in love with you
and I’ll never let you go

I love you more than anyone
I just had to let you know

And if you ever wonder why
I don’t know what I’ll say

But I’ll never stop loving you
each and every day

My feelings for you will never change
Just know my feelings are true

Just remember one thing
I Love You!

The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I’m so glad that you’re my friend.
I know our friendship will never end.