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Thinking that we are the perfect

Thinking that we are the perfect
&
The others need 2 be corrected

Is just like

Cleaning the mirror,
Instead of cleaning our face.

Think about it !

What makes you ...?

People will
hate you,
rate you,
shake you,
and break you.
But how strong you stand
is what MAKES you.

You are a DOG...

You are a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
Am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

He is the only 1 who earns

Man: Among my 4 sons 3 r ENGINEERS.
Friend: 4th? Man:
He didn't study & became a barber.
Friend: Y don't u throw him out?
Man: y should i?
He's the only 1 who earns!

Thoughts On Men

Thoughts On Men

Women Are Programmed To Love Completely,
And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around.

Sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko

Aye khuda teri mehfil me
haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,

sambhalay rakhna us amanat ko
jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.

('_')

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you...

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Graduation speech (Funny)

Graduation speech:

I would like to thank,
The Internet, Google, Wikipedia,
Microsoft Office and
The one who invented copy paste!

Which one of us was the stupid one?

My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people ;-)

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..

Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..

Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..

Fish & Water..

My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)