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Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..

Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here

Both Looked At Each Other
And The Seat Remained Empty :P

Trust a person to the extent
that he feels guilty to cheat you
Love a person to the extent
that he fears to loose you!

When You Plant The
Seeds Of Patience,
All You Harvest Is
Sweet Fruits Of Happiness,
Love N Care
Million Smiles On Those
Million People Who Cares For You

Thinking of you
and the good times we spent
make me smile!

Happy birthday to a friend who is always
close to my heart.

A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

Sometimes I Just Let The Music Take Me Away.
It Blocks All Thoughts Of The Problems
I Have In Reality!

If you are cold at night,
let the promise of my
love cover you like a
'warm blanket'

Don't Blame People
For Disappointing You
Blame Yourself For
Expecting Too Much From Them..!!