Misleading SMS / Text Messages

Here have compiled a great list of misleading sms / text messages which are also known as

Double meaning sms / text messages

&

twisted sms / text messages

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By "double meaning or misleading sms" we refer to those messages which are twisted and tends to be different than somebody can think of.

Enjoy reading & rating our misleading sms messages collection:)

If ever I was rude to u

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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don't hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi :p

Close ur eyes n think about yourself

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Close ur eyes n think about yourself,

ur face

ur style

ur nature

ur smile

ur looks

Now open your eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

Chalo thanks bolo;-)

U r so cute and dashing

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Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

Your 5 qualities

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Ur 5 qualities:

1---------

2---------

3---------

4---------

5---------

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

Only you were selected

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My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

What's an average 6 inch long

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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

Who is dear & near friend...

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Whos hot... Its U,
Whos
Charming... Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent... Its U,
Whos dear & near friend... Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

Pillow is like a true love

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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

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In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai

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I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
Im totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
Im crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦
(My neighbour say all this to me)