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An essay on cricket match
(76 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)
Loading...Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
(38 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
"Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady."
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley"
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
(78 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him,
"Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?"
Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
(1,406 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
What is skeleton?
(96 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Examiner taking practical of sardar
(136 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it's legs only?
Sardar:I don't know.
Examiner:You failed, what's your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
1st ever intelligent sardar.
(81 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
(1,702 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)Loading...In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
(69 votes, average: 4.16 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
What is a grownup joke?
(39 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji's boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
Monkeys play football
(60 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.