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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
(197 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
The report said, "DELIVERED"
(43 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
Sardar Joined a new job
(113 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
ATM Jammed because of ...
(62 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
(94 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
I want my child to laugh
(28 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
(43 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
(32 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
What is a adult joke?
(54 votes, average: 4.07 out of 5)Loading...Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Sardar was wearing mosquito net
(20 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Sardar Bunks office
(32 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.