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Sardar SMS / Text Messages
The report said, "DELIVERED"
(43 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".
I want my child to laugh
(28 votes, average: 3.64 out of 5)Loading...Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
(43 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
A sardarji photographer is focusing
(32 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Sardar was wearing mosquito net
(20 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi
Sardar Bunks office
(32 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
Lawyer to sardar
(29 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)Loading...Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
(32 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
Traffic signal for aeroplane
(74 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
Is that a sun or moon
(61 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
A sardar goes to a restaurant
(30 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?