Sardar SMS / Text Messages

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The report said, "DELIVERED"

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED".

Sardar Joined a new job

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

ATM Jammed because of ...

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Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

I want my child to laugh

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Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.

A sardarji photographer is focusing

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A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

What is a adult joke?

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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Sardar was wearing mosquito net

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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

Sardar Bunks office

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Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.