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Exam SMS / Text Messages
The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P
According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
external or internal exam moves it!
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The One Lecture You Missed
The One Topic You Didn't Read.
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
There are two type of studies:
1 - hard subjects which Cannot be studied.
2 - easy subject that Doesn't need to be studied
Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn't do ?
Teacher : Not at all.
Little johnny : That's good.
Actually i didn't do my homework!
A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)