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Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays
A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich
A person who kills Ur ills by pills
& kills U by bills
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
& a woman gains her Master
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
An invention to end all inventions.
- Smile is a curve
- Smile in ease, smile in pain
- Altered definitions of student life
- Interesting moments in our daily life
- Life is a school
- Dead body cycling to school
- 9 Interesting confusions
- Wife: What is so interesting in me
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- The Equation of Marriage
- Interesting line on girl's T-shirt
- Smile a while and while you smile
- Interesting research about all blood groups
- A smile is like a Sim card
- Smile is a language of love,
- Smile meanings
- You Hold My Hand & Make Me Smile
- My smile is incomplete
- Reason for that smile is nothing
- Smile For The Ones You Love...
- Doctor suggested full body Xray
- Always a reason to smile
- HUG the life with a smile
- Different between ur & my smile
- Never regret anything that made u smile
- Who expect smile from u
- Ur Single Smile
- Smile, Pray and love
- A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
- 5 seconds of smile
- Miss your smile
- Love,Smile,Pleasure and Friendship
- Too tired to give you a smile
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday .......
Smile in ease, Smile in pain, Smile when trouble, pour like rain, smile when someone hurt ur fellings, smiles you know are very hailng...
This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]
Interesting moments in our daily life: Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent mode A random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistake Restarting the song when you miss your most favorite line Everything else becoming more interesting when its exam time Enjoying the moment […]
Realize That Life Is A School And You Are Here To Learn, Pass All Your Tests. Problems r Simply Part 0f The Curriculum That Appear And Fade Away Like Algebra Class But The Lesson You Learn Will Last A Lifetime!
Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)
"Interesting Confusions" 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it's already built? 6. When they say dog food is new & improved in […]
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, I wish your day is full of SMILE Good Morning
Interesting research about all blood groups A+ : Good Leadership A- : Hard Working B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others. B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic O+ : Born to Help O- : Narrow minded AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.
A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile , A beautiful day is Activated ... Good morning & Keep smiling
Smile is a language of love, smile is a source to win heart, smile is a name of lovely mood, smile create greatness in personality so keep smiling
Smile to old means Respect Smile to child mean Innocence Smile to friend means Care Smile in front of mobile, a mental case! Still smiling? ;-) Pagal ey oy
You Hold My Hand & Make Me Smile.. In Time Awf Need.. You Go An Xtra Mile.. Your Love & Care Iz The Joy Awf My Life.. It Iz Bcoz Awf You.. Life Iz More Worthwhile...
In the morning, sun gazes at me to make me happy... Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile... Birds sings to make me smile.... But my dear, They dont know that my smile is incomplete until I remember your face...
Definition of "nothing"..... Time doesn't wait for you or me.. Days pass 'n year change, You miss me.. I miss you, You moved away with your loved ones, Your life changes, Friends change, People change, But your heart has Those precious moments engraved in it If you want it or not, They are always their, […]
Smile For The Ones You Love... A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy... Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ... But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ... And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Life may bring failures, hardships, tears & lots of pain.... but there's always a reason to smile as long as you are there.
Worrying doesn't reduce Yesterdays sorrow But it empties today's strength So don't worry Be happy and HUG the life with a smile.
Do you know what is differance between your smile and my smile? You smile when you are happy, and, I smile, when I see,you happy..!
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile!
A Fantastic Quote For Life Time ''Satisfy d Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising d Person Who Never Expected Anything From You ... " =)
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Smile, It Will Make You Look Better. Pray, It Will Keep You Strong. Love, It Will Make You Enjoy Life.
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, White 2 ur teeth, Pink colour 2 ur lips, Silver colour 2 ur eyes, So keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful. Then just imagine if you keep always smiling how beautiful your life will be. So keep smiling !!!!!
A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd aftr both got busy in their livz & did'n contct each other. "Missd ur smile a lot. bt,I missd my own smile more". :-)
LOVE: increase ur heart value SMILE: increase ur face value PLEASURE: increase ur mind value FRIENDSHIP: increase ur life value...! u r good friend...
If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.