Sardar SMS / Text Messages

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it's your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

Open lunch box in the middle of the road

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Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

A Teacher lecturing on population

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A Teacher lecturing on population -
In India after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Sitting on the top of mountain

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Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying....
When a person asked what he was doing....
He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

Why r all these people running?

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Sardar-
why r all these people running?

Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.

This horrible thing is what you call modern art

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

I wanna die like my grandpa

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Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Go and water the plants

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Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

Sardar : u will go to jail..

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Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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