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I wanna die like my grandpa
Sardar's wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
- I wanna hold you
- Wanna Be your Valentine
- Wanna do more than exist
- Monkeys play football
- May u sleep peacefully thru out the night
- Life is too short.
- Differentiate wife and mother
- Bachelor or Married again
- I want to suck you ... lick you
- I always think about U.
- I always think about U...
- Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
- I always think about U
- Mosquito & hen love story
- Is that a sun or moon
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- Sardar going to shikaar
- Enjoy your time... Good Night
- Taxi driver to sardar
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Give your hundred percent in a relationship
- Chemical symbols & sardar
- How can you make seven even?
- Make sure it's cheap
- Picture on driving license and facebook
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
- Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
- Before I sleep
I wanna hold you close Under the rain I wanna kiss your smile And feel the pain I know what's beautiful Looking at you In a world of lies You are the truth
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Wanna Be your Valentine 4ever
The only thing I really wish to do with my life is to inspire someone. I want to touch someone’s life so much that they can genuinely say that if they have never met me then they wouldn’t be the person they are today. I want to save someone; save them from this cold, dark […]
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
A bed of clouds for U to sleep, Diamond stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels from heaven singing lullabies for U, May u sleep peacefully thru out the night. Good Night
Life is too short. If we work Good. OR If we work Bad. In 2 cases life will end. SO if we work good than we are died peacefully.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SARDAR: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Sardars Friend: Yaar, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh, B.A. This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A. When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree? Sardar: You Dont Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married […]
I want to suck you lick you wanna move my tongue all over you wanna feel you in my mouth yep, that's how you eat an ice cream!
I always think about U. I can't live without U. I really need U. I'm totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I'm very desperate for U. I'm crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. That's all what my mama say to me:p
I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. I am totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I am crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
I always think about U. I cant live without U. I really need U. Im totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. Im crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦ (My neighbour say all this to me)
I always think about U. . . . I can't live without U. . . . I really need U. . . . I'm totally mad about U. . . . I just wanna be with U. . . . I'm very desperate for U. . . . I'm crazy 4 U. . . . […]
Love story! A mosquito & hen fell in love wid each other. 1 day they kissed each other Hen died of dengue & Mosquito died of bird flu Moral: Sachi mohabbat:-)
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams‚ airline, All passengers on bed hug ur pillows, As the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your time‚¦“Good night‚
Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
A boy 'n a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed. The boy kept the biggest 'n the most beautiful marble aside 'n […]
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven‚ , Even or Odd Sardar: Even Teacher: How can you make seven even? Sardar:Remove the S!!
The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"
Funny Truth- No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture, nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
Interviewee;What is your date of birth? Sardar;nov 28. Interviewer;which year? Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
Before I sleep, I count my blessings instead of problems. I make sure I sleep happy and grateful. Good night.