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Friends are like fishes
(147 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)
Loading...Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Promise me we are true friends
(168 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
Our friendship means a lot to me.
(185 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
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I laugh again
When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
(305 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(
Love is possible after friendship
(103 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!
My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
(232 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P
I love you & You love your daughter
(206 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
(264 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Wake up with a smile
(382 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
Good Morning :-)
Man : How old is your father?
(83 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Ladies hostel caught Fire
(49 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.