Funny SMS / Text Messages

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Importance of thumb...

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Importance of thumb...

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?

Do u want to hear a dirty joke

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Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go...
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A white horse fell in the mud

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

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Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

Lecture on Sun

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Cant lie till Z

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A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...

A person who keeps on talking...

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Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

How do u spell crocodile

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai

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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,

Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho