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?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.
5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.
5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.
5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There's d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
Sardar's Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said", Enter Ur PIN" ;)
Girlfriend:Its 2 tight
Boyfriend:Dont worry,Ill put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
Books And Study
GIRLZ OF 1995*
"AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM"
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Style of break up:
Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:p
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....