Funny SMS / Text Messages

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Open with Love...

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Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

I love everybody

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I love everybody.

Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.

Love someone who doesn't love u

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Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport

Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying

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A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O

Love more important than money

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All say that love is more important than money..

Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)

Love has no age....

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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

Life is nothing without LOVE

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Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.

When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!

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When a Guy does Something Wrong!

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(

When a Girl does Something Wrong!

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(

Difference b/w secretary & private secretary

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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Love is possible after friendship

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Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

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Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P