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Unit to measure love friendship & trust
(282 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
Loading...Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :
Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D
Open with Love...
(63 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
I love everybody
(158 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.
Love someone who doesn't love u
(202 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
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Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport
Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying
(92 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!! :O
Love more important than money
(54 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...All say that love is more important than money..
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Love has no age....
(67 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
Life is nothing without LOVE
(28 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
Independance day date
(146 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Bubbli got caugt on date
on Independance day
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Major Rohail-
What is this?
.
Bubbli-
Dad today is freedom day,
so let me do what I want
Friends are like fishes
(147 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Promise me we are true friends
(168 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey