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Funny SMS / Text Messages
Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
When I was born
Devil said...Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
When u were born devil said ...
Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Full form of maths
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...
If ur world is spinning around
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
Na Munna Na
it's called High Blood Pressure:p.
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
SANTA went to court
"Order ! Order !"
"1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !"
"Shut Up !"
''The POLITE Way to PEE!"
Teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question:
Michael if u were on a date having di˝ner with a nice young lady, how wud u tell her that u hav to go to the bathroom?
Michael, "Just a min i hav to go pee".
Teacher: That would be rude & impolite. How about u SAM. Sam said "i realy need 2 go 2 toilet, i m sory". Teacher, "thats beter but stil not nice to say word toilet. Oh u little Jonny can u use ur brain?
"Darling,may i plz b excused for a moment?I've 2 shake hands with a very dear frnd of mine, whom i hope 2 introduce 2 u after diner" :-p
After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.
Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D
Who let you get on the horse
You witch's child?
Tenu ghori kinnay charhaya bhootni k...:p:d
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be