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Importance of thumb...
(70 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh....u toooo?
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
(67 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)Loading...Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Do u want to hear a dirty joke
(29 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)Loading...Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Ok, here you go...
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A white horse fell in the mud
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay
(31 votes, average: 4.03 out of 5)Loading...Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
Lecture on Sun
(42 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Cant lie till Z
(62 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
A person who keeps on talking...
(48 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
How do u spell crocodile
(38 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
(41 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai
(66 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,
Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
(68 votes, average: 3.51 out of 5)Loading...Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam