Browse through our Funny SMS Messages and send free Funny sms / poem / poetry / greetings, hindi jokes, birthday funny text messages, funny hindi mobile jokes and good sms to your friend, family or near and dear ones.
Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
Funny SMS / Text Messages
Open with Love...
(63 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)
Loading...Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
I love everybody
(158 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)Loading...I love everybody.
Some I love to be around,
Some I love to avoid,
and
others I would love to punch in the face.
Love someone who doesn't love u
(202 votes, average: 3.97 out of 5)Loading...Do you know
how it feels to love
someone who doesnt
love you ?
.
.
.
.
.
Its like
waiting for a boat at the airport
Girlfriend's name on hand by knife...crying
(92 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
.
.
.
Paining ???
.
.
.
No !!
.
.
.
Then ???
.
.
.
Spelling Mistake !!! :O
Love more important than money
(54 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...All say that love is more important than money..
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ? :P ;)
Love has no age....
(67 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)Loading...Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P
Life is nothing without LOVE
(28 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don't get emotional, yar just b practical
So STOP loving and START Kissing.
When a Guy or Girl does Something Wrong!
(305 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...When a Guy does Something Wrong!
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :(
When a Girl does Something Wrong!
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident. I didn't mean to!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry..!!:(
Difference b/w secretary & private secretary
(264 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Love is possible after friendship
(103 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured....!!!
My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM
(232 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM
Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
.
.
.
.
.
.
She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P