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Roz roz ka drama nahi hota
(276 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)
Loading...2020 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine's day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children's day
Happy b'day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings'
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
Thre have been many time in 2020
(1,747 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...There have been many time in 2020
when I may disturbed you
troubled u
irritated u
bugged u
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today I just wanna tell you
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I plan to continue it in 2020.
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year
(116 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
The Habit of Making Plans,
Criticizing, Sanctioning
And Molding My Life
Is Too Much of
A Daily Event For Me
Man : How old is your father?
(83 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Ladies hostel caught Fire
(49 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)Loading...Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
(92 votes, average: 3.99 out of 5)Loading...What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
When u feel lonely and alone
(80 votes, average: 4.04 out of 5)Loading...When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!
Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
(33 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)Loading...Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
kuch to pakray gayai
kuch hamare yaar hogaye
I say she's no good!
(22 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)Loading...Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
There's a bomb in my garden!
(27 votes, average: 3.59 out of 5)Loading...Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
(45 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
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ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai