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I will not overspeed
(102 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)
Loading...Ma'am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.
A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long
Now write,"I will not overspeed" 1000 times.
Beware of unknown number
(211 votes, average: 4.05 out of 5)Loading...Unknown No.1
Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Unknown No.2
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?
It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question
Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!
Forget about it!!
(107 votes, average: 3.23 out of 5)Loading...An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor
when they begin forgetting little things.
Their doctor tells them that many people
find it useful to write themselves little notes.
When they get home, the wife says,
"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen
and get me a dish of ice cream?
And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband,
"I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some
strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad,
" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream
with strawberries and whipped cream.
I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen;
his wife hears pots and pans banging around.
The husband finally emerges from the kitchen
and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks,
"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"
Shopping is always more fun
(94 votes, average: 3.90 out of 5)Loading...SHOPPING Is Always More Fun
When
You're Spending Someone Else's Money
Instead Of Your Own
It's too tight
(520 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
Attachment is not when ...
(96 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
.
.
.
Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment
Sardar Joined a new job
(113 votes, average: 3.89 out of 5)Loading...Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Can we do romance in the midnight today
(418 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)Loading...Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Missed Calls From Your ...
(77 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...?5 Missed Calls From Your Mate,
You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night.
5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend,
They Want To Hang Out.
5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend,
She Wants To Talk.
5 Missed Calls From Your Mum,
YOU ARE SCREWED!!!
A good teacher according to student
(625 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5)Loading...A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
Most and least romantic rhymes
(432 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line
Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &
the Least Romantic 2nd Line
There's d Winning Rhymes
My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies