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Wife SMS / Text Messages
Difference between Husband & gadha
(86 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
Loading...Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta
(66 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5)Loading...Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
Part & art of living
(55 votes, average: 3.45 out of 5)Loading...Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
But
Having "GIRLFRIEND"
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
(55 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND Because...
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.
Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
(52 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)Loading...wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
(75 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)Loading...Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
True saying about women.....
(81 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
(183 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
Message of the year
(81 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Than we met
(41 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.