Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)
Wife SMS / Text Messages
Wife:, honey what r u looking 4?
(52 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)
Loading...wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
(75 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)Loading...Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
True saying about women.....
(81 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...True saying....
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
(183 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
Message of the year
(81 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)Loading...Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Than we met
(41 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)Loading...My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Want to surprise your girlfriend?
(61 votes, average: 3.15 out of 5)Loading...Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife :p
Don't go inside the church it's a trap...!
(81 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD :p
The King, queen & chess
(86 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Man, wife, girlfriend, and love!
(58 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
Doesn't know his wife's opinion
(43 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d