Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc...
Wife SMS / Text Messages
wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Women never dress up to impress man,
She dress up to irritate other women.
Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P
Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D
Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-*
Did he do that ??
Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero. :P :P
Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Want to surprise your girlfriend?
Introduce her to your wife :p
In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD :p
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.
When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p =d