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Marriage SMS / Text Messages
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.
If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
'To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)"
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?‚
Witness: “He said, Where am I, Cathy?‚
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?‚
Witness: “My name is Susan.‚
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"