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Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Best month to get married
(51 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Funny Oxymorons
(39 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)Loading...Funny Oxymoron's:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
(24 votes, average: 3.08 out of 5)Loading...Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Love marriage is better because
(60 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST"
2 Men talking abt marriage & divorce
(36 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
Secret of successful marriage
(350 votes, average: 3.70 out of 5)Loading...A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
2 Wise advices for married peoples
(334 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
4 Stages of marriage
(86 votes, average: 3.88 out of 5)Loading...4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
A husband is someone who
(66 votes, average: 3.95 out of 5)Loading...A husband is someone who,
after taking the trash out,
gives the impression
he just cleaned the whole house.
Before and after marriage
(236 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don't even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!
After marriage...
Now simply read from bottom to top
Buying a diamond ring for wife
(145 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Wife : I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband : i saw your dad paying da bill