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This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

posted in Marriage SMS

Definition of most successful married life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

posted in Marriage SMS

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

If marriages are made in heaven

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes

Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding. 

posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Remember your wife birthday

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

posted in Marriage SMS



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