This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.
Marriage SMS / Text Messages
Boy friend is fun,
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
Husband is qismat phooti.
A person who surrenders when he's WRONG,
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you...
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don't come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I will attend ur wedding.‚
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can't sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn't knew u had a prescription.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
LOVE YOUR HUSBAND
When he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh to listen to your nostop talks.
Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females.
He is just checking that you are still the best.
Love him if he criticize your cooking.
He is still improving his taste.
Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.
Love him if forgets to give you a gift on your birthday.
He is saving money for future.
Love him Because...
You don't have a Choice...
and killing is a legal offense
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Chess says everything
about husband and wife.
The King has to take things one step at a time,
while the Queen can do whatever she wants.